| "Scary Faces: End Game" | |
| Episode Four | |
| Characters: | Two guys, the Devil |
|---|---|
| Airdate: | October 31, 2010 |
| Episode Reference: | The final scary face-battle |
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Transcript[]
Guy: "I am so hungry right now."
Other guy: "Tell me about it."
Other guy: "What I wouldn't do for a cheeseburger."
Guy: "I'd sell my soul to the Devil for a slice of pizza."
Devil: [laughs maniacally]
Guy: "Um, who are you?"
Devil: "Seriously?"
Devil: "The Devil? Guys, come on."
Both guys: "Oh!"
Both guys: "The Devil, oh, you're the Devil."
Devil: "I have a proposition for you."
Both guys: "Whoa!"
Both guys: [groans]
Devil: "Not so fast."
Devil: "My proposition is simple."
Devil: "I will give you all the burgers and pizza you desire."
Devil: "If you can manage to scare me."
Guy: "That's it?"
Other guy: "What's the catch?"
Devil: "Oh, nothing. Just that if you fail to scare me, then your souls will accompany me back to hell."
Devil: "And will be doomed to eternal damnation."
Guy: "Pizza."
Other guy: "Burgers."
Both guys: "Deal!"
Devil: "Goodie!"
Guy: "All right. How 'bout this?"
(Transforms his face into a monster)
[shrieking]
Devil: "Oh, please. You're not even trying."
[frustrated groan]
Other guy: "Well, if that dosen't do it for 'ya, how 'bout this?
(transforms his face)
[gurgling noise]
Devil: "Hitler's face is my toilet seat."
Devil: "Do you really think that scares me?"
Guy: "Fine, get a load of this."
(transforms into a bloody monster)
[hissing]
Devil: "Okay, I think we're done here."
Devil: "Thanks for playing. I'll be taking your souls to go now."
Guy: "Not so fast."
[whispers]
Guy: "Hey, Devil, suck on this."
(transforms into a baby)
[baby giggle]
Devil: "Ew, what is that?"
Devil: "Make it stop. Stop laughing!"
Other guy: "Oh, you think that's bad? Well, get a load of this"
(transforms into Nyan Cat)
Devil: "Oh... oh... oh, stop!
Devil: "No! No, please!"
Devil: "I can't take it anymore!"
(twenty minutes later)
Guy: "Okay, i'm stuffed.
Other guy: "You think you're stuffed?"
Other guy: "Check this out!
[grunts, farts]
(transforms)
Guy: [laughs] Wait-wait-wait, look."
[grunts, farts]
(transforms)
Both guys: [laughing]