|"My Roommate Mario: Super Mario Wee"|
|Characters:||Mario, Bowser, Toad and Dane Boedigheimer|
|Airdate:||January 22, 2010|
"My Roommate Mario"
"My Roommate Mario: Like a Boss"
My Roommate Mario: Super Mario Wee is the second episode of My Roommate Mario.
(in the game)
Mario: I got to save the-a princess!
(Bowser breaths fires and throwing hammers)
Mario: What the? Are you throwing a hammers? Who throws a hammer as a weapon? This is ridiculous. (runs and jumps over Bowser) Lame. (he got the axe)
Bowser: (falls down) I regret nothing!
Mario: (runs to Toad) Ooohh. Where's the princess?
Toad: I don't know.
Mario: Ooohhh. Hey, where's the restroom? I have to wee, a-really-a bad.
Toad: Bathrooms? Hmmmm. You know, I don't think i've ever seen the bathroom in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: But, there's a-plumbing, everywhere. Where does that piper go?
Toad: Nowhere. It's open on the other side. See? Check it out.
(Mario & Toad goes to the pipe to the beginning of the level)
Mario: Oh! I got to go, so-a bad!
Toad: But, just go up a cliff, they're bottomless.
Mario: Oh, great idea. Ohhh, ohhh. (takes a pee) OOOOOOOHHHHHHH......aaaaaahhhhh...(shrinks down and Mario's done peeing) Whew! Better. So, how's about a sink? Anywhere to wash-a my hands?
Toad: Uhhh...Not so much.
Mario: No sink? So, no one in the whole kingdom washes their hands?
Toad: Why do you think role are made of fungus? I'm a small boy, under these layers of balds, and spores.
(in the real world)
Mario: And that's-a why I always-a wear gloves.
Dane: (spits out his dinner) You are never cooking another meal in this house, again.