| "Annoying Orange: Kung Fruit" | |
| Episode 69 | |
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| Characters: | Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon, Coconut, Starfish, Iron Fist, and Ninja Fruit |
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| Airdate: | March 11, 2011 |
| Episode Reference: | Kung Fu |
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Kung Fruit is the 69th episode in the Annoying Orange series.
Transcript[]
Orange: Hey, hey Chocolate Ball! Hey! Chocolate Ball!
Coconut: (groans)
Orange: Hey, Chocolate Ball! Why are you wearing a scrunchie?
Coconut: (laughs) Most annoying one! Not all this what it seems.
Orange: Whoa! Just like Grandpa Lemon!
Grandpa Lemon: Looks like I'm not the only on who lost his pants. (laughs)
Orange: (laughing)
Coconut: (swinging his nunchuk and he laughs) My name is Coconut! Master of Kung Fruit, and soon, this very kitchen!
Grapefruit: Oh, well, what do we have here?
(Coconut yells, and charges)
Orange: Uh-oh!
(Coconut beats up Grapefruit)
Grapefruit, Midget Apple, Orange, & Marshmallow: (screaming)
(Coconut beats up Grandpa Lemon)
Grandpa Lemon: Ouch!
Pear: Hey, what's going on in here?!
(Coconut yells, and beats up Pear)
Pear: Oof! OOOWWW!!
(Coconut yells, and throw starfishes to Midget Apple & Marshmallow)
Midget Apple: OOOOWWWW!!!
Marshmallow: Yay! I made a new friend!
(Coconut yells, and charges to Orange)
Orange: Uh-oh!
(Coconut swirls up, and beats up Orange by throwing)
(Orange screams, bonk on a broom, and rolled himself under the stove)
Orange: Ow.
Coconut: (laughs) My oppenents have lied vanished! There kingdom, mine to rule with an Iron Fist!
Iron Fist: Sorry, I'm late. Traffic was a killer.
(title card)
Orange: Whoa. What happened? Who was that Coconut?
Ninja Fruit: Did somebody just say Coconut?
Orange: Hey! Who said that?
Ninja Fruit: I see you have a question. Perhaps you should ask a NINJA....fruit!
Orange: Ummmm....Okay. Where am I?
Ninja Fruit: In my shadowy dojo.
Orange: You mean under the stove?
Ninja Fruit: Yeah, maybe. This Coconut you spoke of, does he practice-?
Orange: Kung Fruit?
Ninja Fruit: Ah, and so returns my mortal enemy to wreck havoc upon the kitchen.
Orange: Hmm...I don't know about havoc, but he wrecked everything else. (laughs)
Ninja Fruit: There's not time for laughter!
Orange: Huh?
Ninja Fruit: I will teach you the ancient ways to the ninja fruit, so that you might return to the counter, and destroy all that.....needs destroy.....,mostly the Coconut.
Orange: Ummmm....wouldn't you just be faster if you beat him up?
(record scratches)
Ninja Fruit: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Orange: (groans)
(electronic music playing as montage of Ninja Fruit mentoring Orange plays)
Orange: Thanks for everything, Ninja Fruit! Especially, the P.Js!
Ninja Fruit: Yes, your training's almost complete. There's actually only one more thing that I can probably even teach you. MACHINE WASH COLD, AND THEN TUBBLE DRY!!
Orange: Ummm.....Is that like whacks on, whacks off?
(in the kitchen, Coconut being the king of the kitchen, and everyone's in cages, exept Grapefruit. Grapefruit's a jester.)
Grapefruit: Now, uhhhhh...I made that myself. You let me know, if it's to sweet, okay?
Midget Apple: Sell-out!
Grapefruit: Yeah, well, check out your little buddy.
Marshmallow: (singing to Starfish) Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are.
Starfish: I love you, Marshmallow!
Coconut: (throws his chocolate milk hard on the ground) Silence!! I......I sense of presense. Familiar yet deadly.
Orange: Hey, hey Shellhead!
Coconut: Show yourself, foolish dog!
Orange: (teleports into the counter) What's crackin'? (laughing)
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Marshmallow: Hey, is that--?
Pear: Orange!
Coconut: Awwww. The annoying one was trained to the of my enemy. I WILL BREAK YOU WITH THE POWER OF KUNG FRUIT!!!!
Orange: Hey, hey Coconut!
Coconut: Yes?
Orange: Eat my husk! (laughs)
Coconut: (laughs) Prepare for doom!
Pear: Uh-oh.
Midget Apple: Oh, no!
Orange: Wait for it.
Coconut: (yelling)
Orange: Wait for it.
Coconut: (keeps yelling)
Orange: Hey, hey Coconut!
Coconut: What
Orange: Knife.
Coconut: (got killed by Knife, very hard) OH!!!
Pear & Midget Apple: Whoa!
Orange: Uhhh! That looks like a royal pain! (laughing)
(Dane takes the coconut away)
Pear: Dude, that was so ninja!
Marshmallow & Starfish: Yay!
Ninja Fruit: Well done, my polty pupple. You defeated my mortal enemy, and returned honor to the ninja fruits!
Orange: Yay! Thanks, Sensay!
(record scratches)
Ninja Fruit: And I'm still gonna need the suit back.
Orange: Oooohhhhh.
Ninja Fruit: Come on, I told you! It was a loner!