"Annoying Orange: Happy Birthday!"
Episode 43
AOHB title card
Characters: Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow, Lime, and Knife
Airdate: October 8, 2010
Episode Guide
"No More Mr. Knife Guy"
"The Exploding Orange"

Happy Birthday is the 43rd episode of the Annoying Orange series.

Transcript Edit

(Shown on the counter. He is wearing a party hat)

Pear: Man. Where's Orange? This is supposed to be, a surprise party.

Lime: We'll surprise, he never showed up.

Pear: Maybe he's stuck in traffic.

Lime: Bro, we live in a kitchen.

Pear: I can't believe it. It's his birthday party and, he's not even here!

Lime: Uhhhmm, there's no one else here, dude.

Pear: That's not ture, Midget Apple, made it.

Midget Apple: (Somewhat muffled offscreen who wearing up) He means, Little Apple!

Lime: Whoa. Where do that come, from?

Pear: Midget Apple's inside the Cupcake!

Midget Apple: (Cuts to a cupcake on the other side of counter, inside cupcake, dude to the fact that his voice is muffled from inside) Little Apple!

Lime: Why would, you do that?

Pear: We'll duuuuuhhhh. It's a birthday party. He's gonna jump outta the cupcake, and sing to Orange!

Lime: You don't, do that at birthday party.

Pear: Ya don't?

Lime: No.

Midget Apple: Does this mean, I can come out now?! Hello, hello?!

Marshmallow: (The camera moves revealing Marshmallow's) Hey, sorry! I'm late for the party!

Midget Apple: Hello?!

Marshmallow: Hi! I'm Marshmallow, will you be my friend?

Midget Apple: Get me outta this cupcake, and I'll be you're best friend.

Marshmallow: YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!! Let's sing a song, best friend.

Midget Apple: Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake.

Marshmallow: Ooh, I don't know that, song. I'll make one up! (singing of Marshmallow) Marshmallow's here, Orange's late, dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake. (laughs)

Orange: Hey, what are you talking about?

(The scene cuts to him in his usual spot on the counter, the theme music playing)

Orange: I'm not late. I'm an Orange. (laughing)

Pear: Hey! You're here...

Pear & Lime: Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyyy!

Mommy Fruit's Female Announcer: Thanks, wiggly.

Orange: Wait...whose birthday's it?

(Title card rolls in)

Orange: Wow. I have never been, to a birthday party before. What, are we supposed to do?

Pear: It's you're birthday, Orange, you can do whatever you want.

Orange: Really?

Pear: Totally, buddy!

Orange: Then I wanna do target practice.

Pear: Uhhhhmm, okay.

(Orange hacks, spits a seed)

Orange: (the seed pops one of the balloons) Bull's-eye! (laughing)

Pear: (The balloon flies around while losing it's helium) Hey! I just bought...mmhhmumumhmhh wah wah wahhhh!

Orange: Whoa! Double bull's-eye. (laughing)

Pear: Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Orange: (laughing) You sound like, Marshmallow.

Marshmallow: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!! Let's sing a song!

Pear: Stupid helium.

Lime: Guys, why don't we just open some presents?

Midget Apple: Can we start with the cupcake?

Pear: Orange. Aah aah hmm hmm hmm. Orange, we all decided to pitch in and get you something you always wanted.

Orange: Oooooooo! Is it a laser guided stud finder?

Pear: Uhhhhh, no.

Orange: A hot tub filled with fondue?

Pear: No, that's gross. This is something you have always wanted, remember?

Orange: Uhmmmm.

Pear: (echoing): This is something you have always wanted.

(The flashback "Orange of July" is seen on a picnic table)

Orange: Oohhh! Is it my birthday?!

Watermelon: No, no. It's not you're birthday party!

Orange: (repeated) I wanna my Wii Pony.

(The flashback ends)

Orange: Oh, it's a pogo stick! YYAAAY!!!

Pear: Oh, for the love of it's a Wee Pony.

Marshmallow: (laughs) That tickles! Stop eating me, Pony. (laughs)

Orange: Wow, he's pretty small.

Pear: Well, you wanted a Wee Pony.

Orange: He knows how to play Nintendo?

Pear: What? No, he's a Pony.

Orange: Oh, well. I wanted a Pony that could play Wii.

Pear: Aw, for crying out loud!

Midget Apple: Hey! What about me?

(The candle on the cupcake starts to melt)

Midget Apple: It's getting a little hot in here!!

Lime: Woho!

Orange: Whoa!!

Pear: Ah, crap!

Marshmallow: Aw, no! My best friend's on fire!

Pear: Quick. Blow it out before it burns, Midget Apple.

Orange: What's Midget Apple doing in the cupcake?!

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple!!! (screams, while others are bowling the flame out) Noooooooo!!! Nooooo Nooooo! Aah, get me out, get me out...!

(The burning frosting lands on Marshmallow's)

Pear: Ohh!

Marshmallow: WOH!

Pear: Whuh!

Midget Apple: Phuw... that's much better.

Marshmallow: IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME?!! (laughs)

Orange: Wow! Way to go, "hotshot." (laughing with Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: (flying through the air)

Lime & Marshmallow: WHOOOA!

Lime: Hey, get off me!

Marshmallow: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE, FROM UP HERE!! (laughs)

Orange: Whoa, talk about being in the "LimeLight." (laughing)

Pear: Yeah. Looks like, Marshmallow, is pretty high on life. (all laugh)

Orange: Thanks, everybody, this has been the best birthday ever.

(Knife's arrives and accidentally kills Lime slices Dane Boedigheimer)

Orange: I just wanna say that--

Knife: Hey, Orange. Sorry, I'm late.

Orange & Pear: (screaming)

(record scratches)

Knife: (seemingly avoided being knifed Dane Boedigheimer) What?! Guys, it's cool! I just wanted to drop by and say, happy birthdoooh, crap. I did it again, didn't I?...

Marshmallow: OHO, SPAGHETTI'OS. (laughs) (jumps over to Marshmallow's and Wee Pony's) AWW, STOP IT, THAT TICKLES!! (laughs)

(End rolls)

Midget Apple: Uh... guys, can I come out, now?...