Orange: (laughs) Ohh! Hey, Hey, I got one! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Egg Roll: I don't know why?!
Orange: 'Cause the Egg Rolled! Hahahaha!
Egg Roll: Yeah, like I haven't heard that before!
Orange: Get it, egg rolled? Hahaha!
Egg Roll: What's going on?!
(Egg Roll screams and Daneboe eats him, there's a fortune cookie)
Fortune Cookie: Where he has gone, no fruit may follow.
Orange: Huuuuuuu?
Fortune Cookie: Well, as least not for, a couple of hours. Hahaha!
Orange: Waoooh! You're a talkin', uhh, thing-a-majig.
Fortune Cookie: No. No, I'm not!
Orange: Yeah, you are! You're talkin' right now!
Fortune Cookie: No, not like that I'm a-
Orange: HEY HEY!! Thing-a-majig! You're face looks like a flower!
Fortune Cookie: What?!
Orange: Yah! Like 2 lips! Hahaha!
Fortune Cookie: That's just-No-No, I'm a Fortune Cookie!
Orange: Fortune? Whooah! You're like a Sugar Daddy! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Not money, Fortune, Fortune, like Fortune teller!
Orange: Sweet, read my palm, read my plam!
Fortune Cookie: Uuuuuu? You don't have any...
Orange: Awwwwww. What a GYPSY? Hahahaha! (Fortune Cookie growls) So, hey! What's gonna happen now?
Fortune Cookie: What do you mean?
Orange: I thought you could tell the future!
Fortune Cookie: Well, it's not always like that.
Orange: Hey hey! What am I gonna say, now?
Fortune Cookie: I dunno...
Orange: Wrong!! I was gonna say, woeklsowoalwowlslslwo Auuu, Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Shut up!!!!
Orange: Oooo! What am I gonna say, now?
Fortune Cookie: You're an idiot!
Orange: Nope, I was gonna say: (makes babbling noise) NYANYANYANYANYANYANYA!
Fortune Cookie: OK, I get it! Just stop already!
Orange: Hey! Hey, are you related to Misfortune Cookie?
Fortune Cookie: Misfortune Cookie? Who's Misfortune Cookie?
Misfortune Cookie: So, your going to get cut in half. And, your going to get crushed by an anvil, and you're gonna get fruit flies!
(Radish gets crushed by an anvil, Kiwi gets stung by fruit flies, and Apple gets cut by a knife but fails)
Orange: Yeah, she is not very Popular!
Fortune Cookie: Oh, don't worry, she is 'bout to go to pieces!
Misfortune Cookie: Excuse me?...
(Misfortune Cookie gets crushed by Daneboe, leaving a fortune)
Misfortune Cookie : AHH!
Orange: Whoa! I guess that's how the Cookie Crumbles! Hahahaha! Hey! What's that?
Fortune Cookie: Oh, that's a Fortune!
Orange: Wow! I thought it would be bigger! Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Uuughhmmm-
Orange: Hey, what's it say?
Fortune Cookie: Thumb? But that doesn't make any sense.
Orange: What's the matter? Can't put your finger on it? Hahahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Weird, maybe it was a dud!
Orange: Nah! I'm pretty sure she was a Cookie! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Oh, shut up!
Orange: Hey! I thought you were supposed to be a sweet talker! Hahahaha!
Fortune Cookie: Ugh, seriously! I don't wanna hear another peep out of you, OK?
Orange: Hey! Hey! Hey, Master Fortune Cookie!
Fortune Cookie: What!?
Orange: Thumb!
Fortune Cookie : DAH!
(leaving Fortune Cookie's crackling Daneboe)
Orange: Ah! Got milk?! Hahahaha! Ooooo, ow!
Orange: And that's why you never pick up a hitchhiker! Hahahaha!
Apple #2: Ooooow! This really hurts!
Orange: Whoa! Apple you're still alive!
Apple #2: Yeah! It's just a peel wound I'll be fine! Hey! What's that?
Orange: Oh! It's a Fortune!
Apple #2: Really? Well, what's it say?
Orange: Knife.
Apple #2: Oooo...I wonder what that means? (got sliced Daneboe and screams end credits rolls)