|"Annoying Orange: First Person Fruiter"|
|Characters:||Orange, Pear, Marshmallow, Papaya, and Apple|
|Airdate:||June 10, 2011|
|Episode Reference:||First Person Shooter|
"Be a star!"
First Person Fruiter is an episode of The Annoying Orange from the third season.
(in the brown bag)
Apple: What is going on?!
Papaya: Wh-why's everything shaking? Wait, wh-why everything shaking?!
(Dane puts the brown bag on the counter)
Apple: Not signed up for this!
Apple #2: What is that thing?
(Dane trys to grab the apple, but he grabs the papaya)
Papaya: (screaming) Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put me down! Put me down, you giant octopus! Get away from me, right this instant!
(Dane puts Papaya on the counter, and Papaya looks a the boiling pot)
Papaya: (groans) Hey, that guy looks just like me.
Orange: Nu-uh! You don't look like a cooking pot! (laughs)
Papaya: What's going on, here? Does this some kind of trick?
Orange: Nope, but this is! Cannon ball! (spit seeds at Papaya's eyes)
Orange: (laughs) Hey! You're not laughing!
Papaya: You jerk! You almost took my eye out!
Orange: Well, duh, we're playing pirates! Your turn!
Papaya: No more spitting seeds, no more pirates.
Orange: Jeez, I was just trying to patch things over. (laughs)
Apple: What's going on?
Orange: Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple, hey!
Papaya: Whoa, watch the name calling, pal!
Apple: Uhh, yeah. I think he was talking to me.
Papaya: Oh! Oh, you're the--Oh, you're the guy form the bag. Heh, sorry.
Apple: For what? Falling on my head, or crying like a baby all the way here?
Orange: (laughs) He called a chubby pear a baby! (laughs)
Papaya: I wasn't crying, and I'm not a chubby pear, I'm a--
Orange: Grizzly Pear! (laughs) Grrrr, Grizzly Pear!
Apple: That's Papaya, you idiot!
Orange: Whoa, Grizzly Pear's your papa?
Papaya: No, I'm not his dad, and I'm not a pear!
Pear: Yeah, I don't know, dude. I think Orange is right. You're looking very pear-like, and I should know.
Papaya: Aw, come on!
Marshmallow: Nuh-uh! He's a magicial egg from The Kingdom of Delight! Yay!
Apple: So, what's up with the little white dude? He's freaking me out, man.
Papaya: I know, it's like he's made of plastic.
Marshamllow: (giggles) I'm not plastic!
Papaya: What? Where did he--
(Marshmallow moved close to Apple)
Marshmallow: I'm fantastic! (giggles)
Apple: Get away! GET AWAAAY!
Orange: (laughs) Poor Apple, he needs to mallow out! (laughs)
Papaya: He's right, Apple. It's just a marshmallow. It smell like he's a--
Papaya: Yeah, exactly! He's not gonna hurt--
(Dane sliced an apple, and Apple screaming)
Papaya: (screams) Oh my god, that is so messed up!!
Orange: Jeez, talk about an apple turn over! (laugh) Ooohhh, oww!
Papaya: (closed his eyes) Boy, I can't look! I can't look, it's too awful!
Orange: Hey, hey Papa Grizzly Pear! Hey!
Papaya: Shut up. Just shut up.
Orange: (laugh) Grizzly Pear's trying to hibernate. (laughs)
Papaya: (opens his eyes) Shut it! Just shut it! Shut your sound hole, you little pip-squeek!
Orange: Spit seed? Don't mind, if I do! (spit seeds at Papaya's eyes)
Orange: Cannon Baaaaall! (laughs)
Papaya: Oh, you think that's funny?!
Orange: Duh, why do you think I'm laughing?
Papaya: Yeah? Yeah, well, how about this?! (spit seeds to Orange)
(Papaya spit seeds to Orange, again)
(Papaya spit seeds to Orange, again)
(Papaya spits the last seed to Orange, hardly)
Papaya: Yeah, that's so funny, now, huh?!
Pear: Okay, okay! Dude, enough! Jeez! Orange, I want you to appoligise to......uhh.....Okay, seriously, dude, what the heck are you?
Papaya: (growls angrilly) MY NAME IS PAPAYA!!!
Orange: Hey, hey Grizzly Pear! Hey!
Papaya: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!! What, what, what?! What is it, now?!
(Dane slices Papaya to death, and Papaya screaming)