Annoying Orange: Orange of July

Orange: (singing): Sun sun sun sun sun sunshine it's 'bout time time for sunshine! (laughing) Sunshi--

Watermelon: Whoa, hello, there little buddy!

Orange: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watermelon: Oh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watermelon and Orange: (screaming)

Watermelon: Woah... Hey, why are you screamin'?

Orange: (screaming stop) 'Cause you're a monster!

Watermelon: Me?a I'm not a monster!

Orange: Yeah ya are! You're a giant Orange eatin' lizard!

Watermelon: Pretty sure I'm just a Watermelon!

Orange: You're Godzilla!

Watermelon: Watermelon!

Orange: Oh, so you're not gonna eat me?

Watermelon: Wasn't planning on it!

Orange: Whatever, Godzilla, that's not what tokyo said! (laugh)

Watermelon: Oh, so hey, where's the rest of the party?

Orange: Oohh! Is it my birthday?!

Watermelon: No.

Orange: Ohhhh! I want a pony!

Watermelon: No it's not your bir...

Orange: And a nintendo wiii!

Watermelon: No!

Orange: And a pony that can play wii!

Watermelon: IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Orange: Well, is there cake?

Watermelon: No there's no cake!

Orange: Well, this party sucks, I want my wii pony!

Watermelon: It's not that kind of party!

Orange: Well what kind of party is it?

Grand Finale: Only the greatest party in the world, haven't you heard of the 4th of July?

Orange: July who? And why is there 4 of them?

Grand Finale: No, the 4th of july, it's when we celebrate america's freedom, and we do it by having brabecues, parades, and shootin' fireworks!

Orange: So who are you?

Grand Finale: I'm finale! Grand finale that is! I'm the headliner! You know, last guy on stage!

Orange: Ooooooo! I wanna see your show now!

Grand Finale: Later!

Orange: No do it now.

Grand Finale: No it's not even dark yet!

Orange: Do it.

Grand Finale: No, even if I wanted to, I don't have a lighter!

Orange: WELL HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN?!?! WILL THAT WORK?!?!

Grand Finale: What are you doin', do you know how dangerous that is?

Watermelon: Put that down, Orange!

Orange: HAHAHAHAHA! Sparkly!

Watermelon: That's dangerous!

Grand Finale: Hey, knock it off, Squirt, gimme that thing!

Orange: OK! (lighter Grand Finale spit to) Whoops!

Grand Finale: PUT IT OUT! I'm not ready! Ppwwhhwhhh! STOP IT!! HPSSJSSHHHH!

Orange: Wow, Grand Finale really knows how to rock! (Laughing)

Grand Finale: WHOA!!

Orange: Woho!

(Watermelon's he just falls down, Grand Finale screams him, when Watermelon screams. Explosion box into the lighter go all hits)

Orange: Whoa! (Pops fireworks he me) Woooooow. What a bunch of hotheads! (Laughing) Oooohhh. Sparkly.