Annoying Orange: The Exploding Orange

Transcript
Orange: Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey! Hey, Kiwi! Kiwwwii!

Kiwi: WHAT?!! What's it?! I'm trying to read the paper!!

Orange: What happened to your Voice, Mate? (laughing)

Kiwi: Dude! I'm a Kiwi. I'm from freaking New Zealand!

Orange: Oh, well! That explains the accent, and the boomerangs!

Banana : I told you. We're Bananas!

Kiwi: Accent, I don't have a, (hiccup) accent.

Orange: What's a hippo accent?

Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) not a hippo, It's a...(hiccup)

Orange: Whoa! Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo! (laughing)

Kiwi: It's...(hiccup) it's not funny!

Orange: What's the matter, Kiwi? You looked all choked up! (laughing)

Kiwi: Stop it! (hiccup) Oh, man, I don't (hiccup) feel so good!

Orange: Are you, okay?

Kiwi: (hiccup, hiccup, hiccup)

Orange: What the heck's going on?

Banana #1: Ahhh, no, everybody watch out!! (hiccup, hiccup) He's gonna blow!!!!!!!!

Kiwi: (screaming)

Orange: What the?...

(the kiwi explodes, Orange screams as Apple then and all Smosh continues screaming)

(Daneboe footsteping)

Pear: What the heck, was that?

Passion Fruit: Seriously! I heard that in the other-(gasps): Oh, my God...!

Orange: That was, Kiwi! He had the hippos.

Banana : Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!!

Pear: What? Aw, man! That's scary.

Orange: What are you talking about?

Passion Fruit: You have never heard, 'bout what happens when a fruit, gets the hiccups?

Orange: Ah, no.

Passion Fruit: First, They hiccup! Then they-they-they

Pear: They explode!!

Orange: (laughing) That's the most ridiculous thing, I have ever... (hiccup) Oho!

(title card)

911 Operator: 911, What's your emergency?...

Pear: Uhhh... yeah. We got an orange, with a case of the hiccups here!

Orange: (HICCUP)

911 Operator:'' Umm... please say that again.''

Pear: I said we've an, orange, with the hiccups.

911 Operator:'' OH, NO, YOU SCREWED!! (screaming in the phone ends ringing)''

Pear: Ugh, alright I'm outta ideas.

Orange: (whimpers)

Passion Fruit: Look, everybody! The important thing right, now's to just remain calm...

Orange: (hiccup)

(The all continues screaming, Apple Luigi group)

Passion Fruit: No! No! No, everybody shut up!! Uh...we are not going to freak out!!

Orange: That's easy for (hiccup) you to say. You don't have an exploding (hiccup) hippo in your tummy...

Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo!

Orange: It's a exploding hippo.

Passion Fruit: Listen, to me, Orange? Do you wanna get rid of your hiccups?

Orange: Duuuuu!

Passion Fruit: Then you've to do exactly what I tell you, OK?

Orange: OK!

Passion Fruit: OK, it's really simple...all you've to do's to take a deep breath and hold, it for 30 seconds...

Orange:OK! (takes a deep breath)

Pear: What?! No! That never works!

Orange: (humming as holds)

Pear: I always heard you've to stand, on his head and, cross your eyes!

Orange: (humming as holds)

Banana #1: Shouldn't he be humming?

Pear: What?

Banana #1: Yeah, I heard all he's gotta to do's hum the star spangled banner, it works every time!

Orange: (humming as holds)

All: No, no, no, no! No! What?! No! Everybody shut up!

Pear: That 1 never works.

Orange: DAH!!

(The crashes in the kitchen)

Pear: Orange...

Passion Fruit: Orange!

Pear: ...ORANGE...

Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?

Pear: Wake up, Orange! (Orange's to wake up sleeping, groaning) Orange!!

Passion Fruit: Are you, OK?

Orange: Who turned out the lights?

Pear: Dude, you crashed and blacked out!

Orange: I did? Then why am I still orange?...

Passion Fruit: Orange! Did you hear that?

Banana #2: Yeah, his hiccups!

Bananas: THERE GONE!!!

Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Orange: (hiccup) (Orange and Pear exclaim)

Passion Fruit: Oh no!!

Orange: Ooo, I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd (hiccup) get the Hiccup And Go Boom.

Passion Fruit: Orange. It's not your fault!

Pear: Yeah, it could happen to everyone, look at Kiwi!

Orange: I know, he's everywhere? (laughing and then hiccup)

Passion Fruit: We gotta figure out a way to stop 'em!

Pear: Oh no. They are gettin' worse by the second...

Orange: (hiccup) Help...(hiccup)...me...(hiccup)

Banana #1: Hey, Ummm.... Orange... I know we just met and all but...

Banana #2: We are really, sorry this is happening to you, Orange, you seem like such a great...

(The gorilla breaks wall, and then roars)

Banana #1: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

Banana #2: I don't know, it kind of sounded like a--

Orange: Gorilla!!

Banana #2: Huh?! (The gorilla roars then bananas screaming)

Orange, Passion Fruit and Pear: (Orange screams like Apple, Passion fruit screams like a Corn Cob, Pear screams like Pumpkin, then the gorilla leaves eats then and screaming, the gorilla munches, picks them up comes)

Orange: Whoa!! That guy doesn't monkey around. (laughing)

Pear: How did that thing get in here?

Orange: Poor Boomerangs! I don't think they'll coming back from that 1! (laughing)

Pear: OK, we get it, enough.

Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip? (laughing)

Pear: Ugh...

Passion Fruit: Oh, my God, Orange!! You're hiccups?!!

Orange: Ohh, what 'bout 'em?

Passion Fruit: They are gone!!?

Orange: Wow, Gorilla must have scared 'em away!

Passion Fruit, Orange and Pear: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Pear: Now, that's what I call a clo-(hiccup)

(record scratches)

Pear: Ooooh, crap!

(End rolls)

Orange: Sounds like a hungry hungry hippo!

Orange and Kiwi: (laughing)

Kiwi: Alright, guys! I'm sorry! He started laughing and...

Orange: I can't help it, it sounds so funny when you hiccup! (laughing as Kiwi growls)

Kiwi: From the top. From the top. Here we go.

Pear: Action!

Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not-

(the video has been stopped.)