Marty Meatball


 * "Boy, oh, boy, lemme tell you about my ex wife! My ex-wife wanted to be an actress, but I tell you, she’s so ugly, she couldn’t even get a part in a hot dog. (cymbal crash) Hey-oh!"
 * "She’s stupid, too! Do you wanna know how stupid? She thought a sirloin was a knight. (cymbal crash) Ho!"
 * "Oh, is she a lousy driver. Just last week, she T-boned my car. (cymbal crash)"
 * "Why don’t you make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here? (cymbal crash)"
 * "Errrr, okay."
 * "What do you want now?!"
 * "What?!"
 * "(screaming)"