Annoying Orange: Xmas Card Explosion!!

Marshmallow: Yay! I love Christmas-time!

Passion Fruit: Well, 'tis the season!

Pear: You know, it's times like these that I feel really lucky to have all you guys in my--

(Record scratches)

Orange: Hey! Warp it up already, Pear! It's time for you to open my presents! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha!

Marshmallow: Oh boy! (Box Midget Apple's red) Yay! It's a little apple!

Midget Apple: (groans) Note to self: next time Orange asks you to get in a box, don't!

Orange: What? It's not like Grapefruit would've fit!

(Box Grapefruit snapping)

Grapefruit: (screams) Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

(to Orange)

Grapefruit: Wow, thanks a lot, Orange! It's just what I wanted!

Orange: I know! That's why I got you two of 'em!

Grapefruit: OWW!!!

Orange: Hey! They fit like a snap! (Laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Marshmallow: I can't wait for you to meet the other Little Apple! He's my bestest friend ever!

Midget Apple: No, Marshmallow, I'M Little Apple!

(Marshmallow laughing, box jump bounce Grandpa Lemon's me)

Grandpa Lemon: Wow! Thanks a bunch, Orange! I've always wanted a tramp--

(Grandpa Lemon snoring, me jumped Orange's so let)

Orange: WHOA!! Heads up, everybody! Passion looks awesome!

Passion Fruit: Gee-whiz. Uh... thanks Orange! You know-I love hats-with enormous horns-it's great! Really!

Pear: Yeah, almost as cool as these gloves, which I'll totally use, all the time!

Orange: What can I say? I just know what people want! I guess that makes me "gifted!" (Laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pear: Yeah, you're gifted, all right!

Midget Apple: Speaking of gifts, did anybody get anything for the fans?

Orange: Duh, they're already in the mail, the snail mail!

Snail Mail: Don't worry, it'll be there in three to six months!

(Orange and Pear groaning)

Midget Apple: The fans are gonna be so disappointed!

Orange: Ohh! Ooh! I know what we should do!

Pear: What's that?

Orange: Motorboat! Bbbbbbbbb...

Pear: (scoffs) Uhhhh!

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Passion Fruit: Guys! This is no good! We've gotta do something!

Orange: What? You got a better idea?

Passion Fruit: Actually, yeah. What if we made some video cards? Not only could the fans watch 'em, but they can send them to people they know. That way, everybody gets to share on the holiday cheer.

Midget Apple: Whoa! That's a great idea, Passion!

Passion Fruit: Almost as great as my new hat!

Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit, Grapefruit, Marshmallow, Midget Apple, and Grandpa Lemon: (laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Orange: Wait-we're still gonna motorboat, right?

Pear: Ohhhhhhh.

Midget Apple: Ohhhhhhhhh.

Snail Mail: Uh-oh-TIMBER...!

Pear and Orange: Whoa!

Marshmallow and Midget Apple: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(End credits rolls)