Annoying Orange: Kitchen Intruder (Bed Intruder Spoof)

Transcript:
(the shows Mark the Red Pepper who up)

Mark the Red Pepper: Terrifyin' moment for a nectarine, who woke up to a knife, "Tryin' to slice, her in half, the woman screamed. And a friend came to the rescue, tryin' to fight the knife, off the incident, happened early this mornin' in a kitchen, off of, hey, apple!" Avenue, WBBK11's Elizabeth Eggplant, caught up with a victim, "Elizabeth!" Emotions were runnin' high!

Elizabeth Eggplant: And mark, the victim tells us a, Knife, tired to cut her in half, her friend came in, and tired to help her out, but the Knife, got away leavin' behind though evidence of it's visit, (Nancy Nectarine the shows in the kitchen) Nancy Nectarine was fast asleep on her own counter mindin' her own business when...

Nancy Nectarine: Well, I was attacked by some idiot in the kitchen!

Elizabeth Eggplant: Nancy says, "That someone came in to the kitchen, and tired to use a giant, butcher Knife, to Slice her in half."

Nancy Nectarine: He Tried to Slice me, "He Tried To Cut My Peel Off."

Elizabeth Eggplant: Nearby Orange! Heard his friend scream, and tired to help! Spittin' seeds at the attacker until left! "But not before it was able to Slice, a Kiwi, and Three Limes!"

Orange: Well! Obviously, we've a Knife in The Kitchen! He's climbing in your windows! Chopping your people up! So you better hide your kids, hide your wives! And hide your husbands, 'cause he's Slicin' everybody out there!

Elizabeth Eggplant: The Knife, ended up gettin' away, but Orange, has this, message to who, ever is responsible!

Orange: You're an apple! Do you, know that? You don't have to confess that you did it! We are looking for you, we are gonna find you! And I'm lettin' you, know that. You can run and tell that! Knife?

Eilzabeth Eggplant: Now! If you've any information, on the crime, "You're urged to call the local police!" Back to you mark...

Mark the Red Pepper: Wow! Thanks, Elizabeth: "I guess that's just. one more good reason, why you should lock, doors at night!"

(Mark the Red Pepper got sliced and screams, more good lock doors gang screams, just from shows static, music playing continues, static)

Orange: HE'S CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOWS, CHOPPING YOUR PEOPLE UP, CHOOPING, CHOOPING, SO YOU BETTER HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE, HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE, AND HIDE YO' HUSBANDS, 'CAUSE HE'S SLICIN' EVER'BODY OUT THERE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AND CONFESS, WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU, WE ARE GONNA FIND YOU, WE ARE GONNA FIND YOU, SO, YOU CAN RUN AND TELL THAT, RUN AND TELL THAT, RUN AND TELL THAT, KNIFEEEEE, KNIFE, KNIFE, KNIFE, KNIFE!

(end credits rolls)