Knife

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Annoying Orange Death Knife Attack Apple Trebek Transcript
Apple Trebek: Table, Butterfly, And Bread Are All Types Of What? Let's start with...

Orange: Hey! Hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple Trebek: What, Orange? What's it, what's you're answer?

Orange: Knife.

Apple Trebek: Sorry!

(Apple Trebek's answer does dings, correct again, he's and groans.)

Apple Trebek: Wow, that's actually right!

(audience continues laughing)

Apple Trebek: (laughs) I guess nobody saw that one coming.

(got sliced and Apple Trebek's)

Audience: AAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Apple Trebek: AAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Pineapple: WAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Orange: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Then everyone all continues stops screaming)

Orange: Well. At least he wasn't a Lightning Round. (laughing)

Dane Boedigheimer: Did someone say lightning round...

Orange: Oho!

Orange, Apple Trebek, Pineapple, Audience: AAAAAOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(end rolls) 

As a weapon:

 * Apple
 * Orange
 * Grapefruit
 * Apple
 * Eggplant (death trap)
 * Blackberries
 * MysteryPotatoMan
 * Cabbage
 * Onion
 * Pineapple
 * Grapefruit's Sister
 * Grandpa Lemon
 * Green Apple
 * Red Delicious
 * Golden Delicious
 * Granny Smith
 * Cucumber
 * Pepper
 * Avocado
 * Party Platter (Chedder)
 * Plum
 * Fat Radish
 * Mark
 * Charlie the Unicorn
 * Habenero
 * Jalapeño
 * Apple
 * Grapefruit's Mailman
 * Mango
 * Coconut
 * Apple
 * Tomato
 * Strawberry
 * Lettuce
 * Apple
 * Loaf
 * Heel
 * Apple
 * Apple Trebeck
 * Sunflower
 * Papaya
 * Apple
 * Shay Red
 * Lord Moldywarts
 * Eggplant
 * Tangerine

As a character:

 * Ginger
 * Lime
 * Grape
 * Yam

Failed Characters:

 * Pumpkin
 * Midget Apple (in the disguise of Orange)

No More Mr. Knife Guy

 * "Hey, dudes! This, um, isn't what it looks like."
 * "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm--I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy!"
 * "Is that who this was? Man, poor little fellow was really juicy."
 * "What are you talking about? The doom was here, and now he's not! That's awful!"
 * "Dude, that is not funny!"
 * "I know what this looks like. Just because, I'm a razor sharp strip of stainless steel, that doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody!"
 * "I'm telling you, Orange. It's lonely being a knife. Everytime I get close to someone, they wined up getting cut in half! Do you know what that's like?"
 * "This one time I julienned a tuna can in 3 seconds flat! It was awful!"
 * "What's so funny about that?"
 * "Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys."
 * "Dull? Who said I'm dull?!"
 * "Not too loud, man! Do you know what happens to a dull knife?"
 * "No, dude! He gets a little visit from the Sharpener!"
 * "No. The Sharpener is harder than a rock, and you know what he does?"
 * "WHO SAID THAT?!!"
 * "It wasn't me."
 * "No!"
 * "NOT AGAIN!!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
 * "OH, MY GOD, THAT HURTS!!"
 * "(screaming)"

Happy Birthday!

 * "Hey, Orange! Sorry, I'm late!"
 * "What? Guys, It's cool. I just wanted to drop by, and say Happy Birthd--Oh, crap! I did it, again. Didn't I?

Annoying Valentines

 * "Hey! Thanks, Orange! Oh, crap! I did it, again!"

Mommy &amp; Me

 * "Oh, Mom, I didn't mean, too!"