Marshmallow Murder/Transcript

(All the marshmallows conversing)

Steve: Yeah, I can't believe it.

Marshmallow: Oh, that's pretty silly!

Steve: Oh, it's such a nice day!

Marshmallow #1: Yeah, it really is!

Marshmallow #2: Yes, speak for yourself, You're not crammed in this bag. Move over, dude.

Marshmallow #3: Why don't you move over, and stop being such a fluffy face?

Steve: Whoa! You kissed your mom with that mouth?

(All the marshmallows laugh)

Steve: Yeah, Whatever. Wha-- Hey! Put me down! What the...?

Marshmallow #4: Where are they taking Steve? Where's Steve going?

Steve: Put me down!

(Dane stabs the stick on Steve.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Marshmallows: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Marshmallow #4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: ON FIRE!! I'M ON FIRE, AAAAAH, OHHHH!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

Marshmallow #5: I wish we had legs.

Marshmallow #6: No! Wait! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BURNING ME!!! AAH!!!!!! I'M MELTING!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!! OHH!!!

Marshmallows: (screaming in terror)

(Dane puts the s'more on the plate and eats it.)

(Created by DaneBoe. Gagfilms.com (C) 2009)