Annoying Orange: Muddy Buddy

Muddy Buddy was a 16th episode of the Annoying Orange series.

Transcript
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Orange: (laughs) So, then I said, "If you want the mustard, you're gonna have to ketch-up." (laughs)

Pear: That was quite possibly the worst joke, i've ever heard.

Orange: You're the worst joke, i've ever heard. (laughing)

Pear: (groan)

(Daneboe placed a potato on the counter)

MysteryPotatoMan: (sigh) It's way too bright in here, and somebody wanna turn the lights down, or somethin'?

Orange: Whoa, a dirty pear with sunglasses!

MysteryPotatoMan: What?

Orange: Hey, Pear! Check it out! It's your brother!

Pear: (sigh) That's not my brother.

MysteryPotatoMan: I'm not a pear, my name is MysteryPotatoMan.

Orange: (laughs) POE-TAY-TOE?

MysteryPotatoMan: We're not doing that.

Orange: POE-TAY-TOE?

MysteryPotatoMan: No.

Orange: Really?

MysteryPotatoHead: Yeah, that's pretty stupid, okay?

Orange: Yeah, whatever, Four-eyes. (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: Hey, you wearing sunglasses, too, if you threw up in the ground, this light is killing me.

Orange: You grow up in the dirt? I'm gonna call you Muddy Buddy. (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: I'm not muddy, and I'm not your buddy!

Orange: (laugh) You said spud. You're a Spud-muffin! (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: Maybe, you're little square, you know that?

Orange: Uh-uh, I'm round! (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: (groan) Pear, is this guy always this annoying?

Pear: No, it's even worse, when he uses the air horn.

Orange: Hey, Muddy Buddy!

MysteryPotatoMan: What?!

(Orange blows the air horn at MysteryPotatoMan, and his glasses flew off)

MysteryPotatoMan: OW!!! My eyes!! It's so bright!!

Orange: (laughing)

MysteryPotatoMan: Why would you do that, man?

Orange: Pear did it!

MysteryPotatoMan: Pear didn't do it, I saw you.

Orange: Blame Pear!

MysteryPotatoMan: No!

Orange: Uh-oh! Guess what?

MysteryPotatoMan: What?! What is it?!

Orange: Air horn! (blows his air horn)

MysteryPotatoMan: OW!!!

Orange: (laughing)

MysteryPotatoMan: I can't see anything, and I'm not gonna hear myself think.

Orange: It's funny, cause it hurts! (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: You were really getting under my skin, buddy, if you met some stupid food of my days, but you really take the cake!

Orange: Why would you take the cake? That's what Carrot lives!

MysteryPotatoMan: I don't care about Carrot!

Carrot: Well, I don't care about you, either! (cries)

Orange: Jeez for a tater, maybe, you're a real hater tot. (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: Sweet mother of.......(groans) Your voice is snapping me like a....like a giant--

Orange: Let me guess. Knife?

MysteryPotatoMan: What?!

(Daneboe grabs MysteryPotatoMan, he peeled MysteryPotatoMan's face off, and MysteryPotatoMan starts screaming)

Mystery PotatoMan: Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Orange: Whoa, it's a face off! (laughs)

(Dane peels MysteryPotatoMan's skin off, and MysteryPotatoMan keeps screaming)

Mystery PotatoMan: Ahhhhhhh!

Orange: I don't know what to root for. (laughs)

Mystery PotatoMan: Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

Orange: Get it? Root? (laughs)

MysteryPotatoMan: Wait, wait! What are you doing, what are you doing?!

(Dane spreads MysteryPotatoMan's face & his skin off the counter, and MysteryPotatoMan screams.)

Mystery PotatoMan: Ahhhhhhhh!

Orange: Oh, well. That guy needed a thicker skin, anyways. (laughs)

Carrot: (crying)

Pear: Come on, buddy. Potato didn't mean it. Stop crying.

Orange: Hey, Carrot. I know what will make you forget about being sad.

Carrot: (sniffs) Really? What?

Orange: Air horn! (blows his air horn)

Carrot: (screaming)