What the heck is going on transcript

The Perfect Babysitters

 * [The episode starts. Richard is attempting and struggling to put his pants on]
 * Richard: [Grunting] Oh, no, it seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parents' evening.
 * [Nicole takes Richard's pants, puts belt together and zips them]
 * Nicole: Ready to go.
 * [Doorbell rings, Nicole opens the door]
 * Nicole: Ah.
 * Albert: Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
 * Nicole: [Confused] What?
 * Albert: Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
 * [Nicole shuts the door]
 * Nicole: Richard, where did you find that guy?!
 * Richard: [Sheepishly] On the Internet...
 * [Richard's pants button pops out and he smiles in relief]
 * Nicole: [Sighs] Where am I going to find a babysitter at this time?
 * Gumball: Ahem!
 * [Gumball shows hands to Darwin, who returns it, presenting themselves]
 * Nicole: [Sighs] I can't believe I'm going to say this. I guess you guys are old enough to babysit?
 * Gumball and Darwin: Us?
 * Nicole: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.
 * Gumball: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way.
 * Darwin: Yeah, responsible!
 * Nicole: You have no idea what responsible means, do you?
 * Gumball and Darwin: Nah.
 * Nicole: It means acting like a grown-up. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.
 * Anais: [Coming from upstairs] What?!
 * Nicole: Can I trust you guys to do that?
 * Gumball: Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.
 * Nicole: Responsible.
 * Gumball: Yeah, that's what I meant.
 * Nicole: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.
 * Richard: No!
 * Nicole: Richard. Pants... on.
 * Richard: No!
 * [Nicole squeezes Richard into the car with her foot]
 * Richard: No! I don't wanna go to school!
 * Nicole: [straining] We have to go! It's a parents' evening, and we are the parents! [Shoves Richard into the car and slams the door]
 * Nicole: I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.
 * Gumball: Don't worry, Mom. You won't be disappointed.
 * [Nicole drives off, while Richard is still crying and moaning]
 * Gumball: So how do you feel, Darwin?
 * Darwin: Pretty responsible. And you?
 * Gumball: I feel like a new man... a responsible man.
 * [Gumball and Darwin chuckle]
 * Anais: [Sighs] I can't believe this. I'm going upstairs.
 * Gumball and Darwin: [Gasp] Stairs! Ahh!
 * [Gumball and Darwin tackle Anais to the ground]
 * Anais: Ow! What are you doing?
 * Gumball: Seventy-nine percent of all stair accidents happen on the stairs.
 * Anais: What does that even mean?
 * Gumball: It means you're safer sitting here.
 * [Gumball plops Anais down on the couch]
 * Anais: Okay.
 * [Anais turns on the TV to the Daisy the Donkey Show]
 * Daisy the Donkey​​​​: [On TV] Welcome to Daisy the Donkey Show! We'll be right back after these messages.
 * Voice: [On TV] When you're deciding where to go for a hamburger, let's go further—
 * Gumball: [Screams] Aah! Commercials! They'll corrupt your mind!
 * [Gumball and Darwin smash the TV with baseball bats]
 * Gumball: Bad commercials! Bad commercials! Bad commercials! Bad commercials!
 * Anais: Are you completely out of your mind?
 * Gumball: There's... too... much... violence... on... TV... anyway!
 * Anais: And you chose to demonstrate that by smashing the TV in front of me?
 * Gumball: It was the responsible thing to do.
 * [Darwin and Gumball chuckle again]
 * Anais: Even though you set it on fire.
 * Gumball: It's not on fire. [Looks over to the TV engulfed in flames] Oh, it is on fire. [Grabs Darwin by the cheeks and screams] Fire!
 * [Gumball goes off screen and rushes in with a bucket of water]
 * Anais: Stop! Don't throw water on an electrical—
 * [Darwin spits a stream of water on the burning TV, electrocuting himself and Gumball]
 * Anais: —fire. You should always use a fire extinguisher or, if unavailable, baking soda. [Puts out the fire with an extinguisher] But most importantly, call an adult or the emergency services.
 * Gumball: Yeah, of course, but ours was a responsible demonstration of what not to do in case of an electrical fire.
 * Anais: How could Mom put you in charge? [Opens a book]
 * [Darwin kicks the book she is reading out the window]
 * Anais: What is wrong with you?!
 * Darwin: Papercuts.
 * Anais: Ridiculous, and look at the mess you're making!
 * Gumball: It's a small price to pay for your safety.
 * Darwin: You're too young to understand.
 * Anais: Excuse me, but who makes your breakfast every day?
 * Gumball and Darwin: You, of course.
 * Anais: And who helps you with your homework?
 * Gumball and Darwin: You.
 * Anais: So I should be in charge.
 * Gumball: But who did Mom put in charge?
 * Anais: You.
 * Gumball: So who has to do what we say?
 * Anais: [Sighs] Me.

Pre-PTA Meeting

 * [Scene cuts to Elmore Junior High; Richard and Nicole are waiting outside Miss Simian's room]
 * Richard: Uhh, I feel like I'm in one of those dreams. The ones where you go to school naked.
 * Nicole: Oh, come on, Richard, stop being so dramatic. We're the parents now. There's nothing she can do to you.
 * Lucy Simian: You get an F minus in parenting! Next!
 * [Banana Joe's parents come out of the room crying]
 * Lucy Simian: Oh, the Wattersons.
 * [Awkward silence ensues]
 * Lucy Simian: Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?

Back to the Kids

 * [Scene cuts back to the Watterson house]
 * Gumball: Aw, look at that grumpy little face.
 * Darwin: I know what will cheer her up. How about a walk in the park?
 * Anais: Hmm, yeah, I guess that could be okay.

Park

 * [Gumball and Darwin go for a walk in the park, dragging Anais attached to a leash]
 * Gumball: Come on, it's for your own safety.
 * Marvin: Oh, isn't she lovely? How old is she then?
 * Gumball: She's four now.
 * Marvin: Well, now, you want a biscuit? [Holds out a small biscuit for Anais] Huh? You wanna have a taste of this? You wanna have a little taste of this? Well, you can't have it, that's right, 'cause it's mine. Whoo, I was just teasin' ya, you want a little taste of it?
 * [Anais bites Marvin]
 * Marvin: [Yells] Oh, you bit me!
 * Gumball: You know what this means?
 * Darwin: She must be hungry!
 * [Anais facepalms]

Hungry

 * [Scene goes back to the house]
 * Gumball: It's time for num-nums! We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato, and a little something for dessert.
 * [Gumball lifts up the lid of a plate and an old boot is revealed; Anais is visibly disgusted]
 * Anais: Are you kidding me?
 * Gumball: [Gasps] Of course! That food is way too chunky for a little baby like her, she could choke.
 * Darwin: I know what to do.
 * [Darwin takes the tray from Anais, and he and Gumball chew the food up. They vomit it back onto the tray, and Gumball draws a smiley face on it]
 * Gumball: Bon appétit! [Places a straw in the food]
 * Anais: Alright, you asked for this.
 * [Anais blows the straw, spraying the food all over Gumball and Darwin]
 * Gumball: Okay, bath time.

Bathing

 * [Scene cuts to bathroom; Gumball is testing the water temperature in the bathtub with Anais inside]
 * Gumball: Ah, just right.
 * Darwin: Isn't water dangerous?
 * [Gumball gasps and tosses Anais back onto the rug]
 * Anais: How do you expect me to wash myself without water?
 * Gumball: Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?
 * Anais: Fine! Get out of here!
 * [Anais slams the door on Gumball and Darwin]
 * Gumball: They grow up so fast.
 * Darwin: Shh!
 * [Anais fills up the tub with water]
 * Darwin: Is that water I hear?
 * [Anais opens the door a little]
 * Anais: No! I just, uh, flushed?
 * Gumball: Oh. Speaking of which, we're gonna need you to wear this. [holds up a diaper]
 * Anais: What?!
 * Gumball: Well, we don't want you to have any accidents.
 * Darwin: Very responsible thinking, Gumball.
 * Gumball: Hm, thanks.
 * [They both chuckle]
 * Gumball: Now be a big girl and...
 * [They both gasp. Anais is at the bottom of the steps]
 * Anais: There's no way I'm wearing a diaper!
 * [She runs away, and Gumball and Darwin chase after her. The bathtub is revealed to be still filling up with water]
 * Gumball: Get back here!


 * [The water rises to the top of the bathtub, and it spills onto the floor. They chase her through the living room, making a huge mess in the process. She hides under the sofa and gets chased into the kitchen]
 * Gumball: Come back, Anais! You can run, but you can't hide!
 * [Gumball and Darwin run out of the kitchen]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Run! Hide!
 * Gumball: Put it on!
 * Anais: Never!
 * [Anais runs upstairs and barricades herself in Gumball and Darwin's room]
 * Gumball: Open this door, young lady! Don't make me tell Mom you've been a bad baby!
 * [Gumball somehow stretches his eye in the crack of the door]
 * Gumball: [Screams] She's not in there, she ran out the window!
 * [They kick open their door and climb onto the roof]
 * Gumball: Oh, what's Mom gonna think? We're in so much trouble!
 * [Anais sticks her head out the window]
 * Anais: You goons really walked into that one!
 * [She shuts the window]
 * Gumball: Anais, let us in.
 * Anais: Babysit yourselves on the roof until Mom and Dad come back. [Walks away from the window]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Anais! Anais!
 * [They hit the window repeatedly. Anais rests on Gumball's bed]
 * Anais: Oh look, a book. I hope I don't give myself a papercut.
 * [She giggles and bounces on the bed]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Anais!
 * Anais: Oh, no, no diaper. I surely hope I don't have an accident, on your bed!
 * Gumball and Darwin: Anais! [They both notice offscreen] Anais!
 * Anais: And you know what I'm gonna have now? A nice relaxing bath, with real water!
 * [Anais begins to slide down into the flood of Gumball and Darwin's room and gasps]

Post-PTA meeting

 * [The scene cuts to Richard and Nicole sitting on the front steps of the school]
 * Richard: Well, it could've been worse.
 * Nicole: Are you kidding me? Look at the bill, how do you set fire to a swimming pool?
 * Richard: I know, pretty good, huh?
 * [Nicole gives him a death glare]
 * Richard: That you're always there to keep an eye on them?
 * [Nicole remembers the kids are still home alone, gets in the car and speeds home]

Underwater

 * [Scene goes back to their house. Anais is on Gumball's desk, struggling to open the window]
 * Anais: Do something!
 * Gumball: Get on the bed and stay where you are. We'll figure out a way to rescue you.
 * [Gumball and Darwin are on the porch]
 * Gumball: Don't worry! I'll smash the door in— [Headbutts the door and recoils in pain] Ah! You wouldn't know where the keys are by any chance, would you?
 * [Darwin looks in the window and sees the keys float by underwater]
 * Darwin: Somewhere safe.
 * Gumball: Aw, what are we gonna do?
 * [A manhole is shown. The scene then cuts to the bathroom, where Darwin and Gumball have evidently swum up the sewer pipe and gone out the toilet. Gumball and Darwin swim in their room where Anais is waiting. Gumball coughs up a large amount of water he was holding in]
 * Gumball: Hey, how's it going?
 * Anais: I don't know, how do you think it's going?
 * [Darwin is shown trying to open the window, which is not opening]
 * Gumball: Okay, take a deep breath.
 * [Anais and Gumball breathe in and dive underwater]
 * [They swim downstairs where Darwin finds the keys, but before they can open the door, the keys are sucked out of his grip by the water pressure coming from the fireplace. Anais gets the idea to go out the chimney, so they move the couch and swim up. A violent geyser erupting from the chimney launches them out]
 * Anais, Darwin, and Gumball: Woo-hoo!
 * [They all celebrate]
 * Gumball: Good job everyone!
 * [The geyser suddenly stops with the kids caught in midair. They all look down and start to...]
 * Gumball, Darwin and Anais: [Screaming, Gumball pulls out a diaper from his pocket]
 * Gumball: Hey don't worry we can use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to...!
 * [They hit the ground face-first with a loud smack. A car arrives in the front yard, and it turns out to be their parents coming home]
 * Anais: [Gasps] They're back!
 * Anais, Darwin, and Gumball: Oh no.
 * [They duck back around the corner. Nicole storms out of the car while Richard nervously follows]
 * Richard: See, honey? I told you there was nothing to worry about.
 * [Nicole opens the door, and a huge burst of water hits them, leaving them filthy and stunned]
 * Gumball: Hi.
 * Nicole: Thank heavens you're safe!
 * [She runs up to Anais and gives her a hug]
 * Anais: So, you're not angry at us for trashing the house?
 * Nicole: Oh, no. Angry doesn't [ANGRILY] BEGIN TO COVER IT!!!!

Blame Game

 * [Scene cuts to the interior of the house, with the whole family there]
 * Richard: How do you burn a TV underwater?
 * Nicole: [ANGRILY] WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
 * [Anais, Gumball, and Darwin look shocked]
 * Anais: Mom, it's my—
 * Gumball: No, I've got this.
 * Anais: No, Gumball, it was me that left the faucet running!
 * Gumball: Please, sis, let your brother be responsible for once in his life.
 * [Anais gets teary-eyed, and runs over to give Gumball a hug]
 * Anais: Thanks, Gumball.
 * [Gumball breathes in and begins to tell Nicole what happened]
 * Gumball: Mom... [Sees Nicole with blazing eyes] It was Darwin. [Points]
 * Darwin: What?! It was her that flooded the place! [Points to Anais]
 * Anais: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
 * Nicole: Well it—it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
 * Richard: Well, none of this would've happened if it wasn't for you! [Points to a broken computer on the floor]
 * [The scene falls silent for a moment]
 * Nicole: Um, who are you blaming here?
 * Richard: The Internet?
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole, Richard: [Everyone settles the dispute and agrees] Yeah, that's good enough.

On the Street

 * [Gumball, Darwin and Anais are on the sidewalk in front of the Robinsons' house]
 * Darwin: What do you wanna do today, Gumball?
 * Gumball: I'm waiting right here for Mom to drive me to "Elmore Senior Talent Show." [Looks at pamphlet] Mr. Robinson's headlining.
 * Anais: But it doesn't start for another ten hours.
 * Darwin: And you're not invited. [points at pamphlet, it reads: STRICTLY NO GUMBALL]
 * Gumball: I don't care! Tonight's the biggest night of Mr. Robinson's life and I have to be there!
 * [Camera changes to the Robinsons' car]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [exhales relaxed] Tonight's the night, Margaret. This town is finally going to see the real Gaylord Robinson.
 * Margaret Robinson: [grunts]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Why can't you ever be happy for me?...
 * [Camera changes back to Gumball, Darwin and Anais]
 * Darwin: [points at car] There he is now!
 * [The Robinsons' car passes by and then goes in reverse, Darwin and Anais get on the sidewalk]
 * Gumball: [Screaming, as the car goes slowly in reverse to park] Save yourselves! It's too late for me!
 * Darwin: Just get over on the sidewalk, dude.
 * Gumball: Please remember me, guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart. [Sobbing]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Oh, for crying out loud...! [honks]
 * Gumball: My whole life is flashing before my eyes! And it's boring! [Screaming]
 * [Mr. Robinson brakes and parks]
 * Gumball: Huh?
 * Gaylord Robinson: Darn kids.
 * [Gumball jumps on the windscreen]
 * Gumball: [cheers up] You saved my life, Mr. Robinson!
 * Gaylord Robinson: I didn't save your life. I just didn't run you over! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!
 * Gumball: No way. I am not leaving your side until I've saved your life in return.
 * Gaylord Robinson: Get off my car! [turns on windscreen wiper]
 * Gumball: [face being wiped] I'll never...ever...leave...your...side!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [turns off windscreen wiper] Don't make me shout at you. I gotta save my voice for tonight.
 * Margaret Robinson: [grunts, opens the hood]
 * [Gumball: [Screaming] is launched to the space because of this]

The Debt

 * Gumball: Woo! [gets in a praying position] Oh, dear Universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson. I swear on my life, I will repay this debt. [falls back to Earth]
 * [The Moon and Saturn turn around]
 * Moon: What did he say?
 * Saturn: I don't know. Whose turn is it, anyway?
 * Moon: Hmm, mine. I spy with my lil' eye...

At the Robinsons'

 * [Gumball is at the door, lying like a dog]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [warms up his voice] Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious instrument, [goes out the house] I'll get the cough drops myself... [stumbles over Gumball and falls] What are you doing here?
 * Gumball: [gets up] I'm here to save your life!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [gets dust off his clothes, whispering] Not today of all days. [in a normal tone] Just get away from me, kid. I mean it!

Hazardous Objects

 * [Mr. Robinson walks along a corridor, there's a "Slippy Floor" sign]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [grabs a bottle] Here they are. [reads the label] Antiseptic action...
 * Gumball: [referring to the sign] What's this hazardous object doing in the middle of the floor? [takes the sign and carries it away] Mr. Robinson can trip over it. There. Safely out of the way.
 * Gaylord Robinson: [slips on a puddle right there where the sign stood] Whah, no!
 * Gumball: Ah! [runs up to Mr. Robinson] Mr. Robinson! He's out cold! Woo! [cheers up] Now's my chance to save him!
 * [Pantsbully stops Gumball]
 * Pantsbully: Step aside. I know CPR. [proceeds to do it]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Uh? [Pantsbully is about to do CPR] No, no, no!
 * [Pantsbully does it twice while Mr. Robinson struggles to get away]

The Coffee Machine

 * [Mr. Robinson approaches a coffee machine while coughing]
 * Gaylord Robinson: I sure hope that hasn't affected my vocal cords. [picks a coffee, warms his voice] La, la, la [coughs sharply to clean his throat]
 * Gumball: [runs towards Mr. Robinson] Mr. Robinson, you're choking! [does him the Heimlich Maneuver]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Gumball! What the...?
 * [Mr. Robinson's heart falls out from his mouth]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [breathless] That's my heart... [falls, inhales sharply, grabs his heart with his tongue and swallows it, inhales alleviated and sits up]
 * Gumball: [happily] So, I saved your life, right?
 * Gaylord Robinson: [angrily] NO, you darn near ended it! Now leave me alone!

At the Tan Salon

 * Gaylord Robinson: [sitting on a tanning machine] Uah! A healthy glow will make me look my best for tonight. [lies and closes the tanning machine]
 * Gumball: Uh! Mr. Robinson! [desperate] Oh, no! I'm too late! Why wasn't I here to save you? Why?! [bangs on the tanning machine, then falls on his face crying] [perks up] No! NO! I refuse to let you go! [opens the tanning machine] He looks so peaceful... [grabs a defibrillator] CLEAR! [zaps Mr. Robinson]
 * Gaylord Robinson: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
 * Gumball: [happily] I'm bringing you back to life!
 * Gaylord Robinson: BUT I WAS ALIVE!
 * Gumball: Better safe than, sorry.
 * Gaylord Robinson: NO!
 * [Gumball zaps Mr. Robinson with the defibrillator again, lights go out]

At the Robinsons'

 * [Gumball is at the front door smiling, Mr. Robinson arrives]
 * Gumball: Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby-trapped your front door!
 * Gaylord Robinson: Why?
 * Gumball: To protect you from intruders. All you have to do is ring the doorbell, like so...
 * Gaylord Robinson: Wait, why would an intruder ring the—?
 * [Gumball rings, a big red ball crashes the front door and hits Mr. Robinson]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Ohh...
 * Gumball: Are you okay?
 * Gaylord Robinson: Listen, kid. This is the most important night of my life. I’m gonna shine... like a star! And I don't want you around to ruin it!
 * Gumball: But I've gotta be there! To save your life!
 * Gaylord Robinson: Just leave me alone, kid. [almost crying] Just leave me alone!
 * [Gumball sadly goes and sits on the stairs]
 * Gumball: [exhales] I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson... I failed you, Universe! [cries]
 * [Darwin and Anais lean out of the fence]
 * Anais: [with tears] Poor Gumball...
 * Darwin: What can we do to help him?
 * Anais: [excited] I got an idea!
 * [Darwin throws a brick at Gumball]
 * Gumball: Ah! [breaks in pain]
 * Anais: I said throw near him, not at him!
 * Gumball: Ow! Oh, it's so painful. Oh man, that hurts. Ow, I'll try to walk it off! [back cracks] Ow! Bad idea! Ahh! Owww. [falls on face, cries for a moment, perks up] Oh! There's a note tied to it! [opens the note] Let's see... Mr. Robinson will be... [misreads assassinated a few times] assenominated... assisanattatted... assasina-ta-ta...
 * Anais: [behind the fence] Assassinated!
 * Gumball: [realizes] ...assassinated at the talent show! [screaming] THIS IS TERRIBLE! [normal] No, wait... [screaming again] THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! [knocks the door] MR. ROBINSON!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [goes out the door] Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally decided to show your support for me tonight.
 * Margaret Robinson: [goes out, grunts]
 * Gaylord Robinson: What do you mean you're only coming to see me fail? [goes along with her]
 * Gumball: Mr. Robinson! [follows him] You can't go to the talent show tonight! [Mr. and Mrs. Robinson drive away] YOU'RE GONNA BE ASSASSINA...! [in a normal tone, with admiration] He's so brave.

The Talent Show

 * Senior Citizen: Take it away, Bert!
 * [The Senior Citizens are on stage, Marvin hurts his back finishing the performance]
 * Gary: [tries to wake up Blue Elephant making a clap-like noise] Wake up!
 * [The Senior Citizens leave the stage, the camera goes up a little: Darwin and Anais are on a platform at the top of the stage]
 * Anais: Okay, Darwin, here's the plan [with a graphic explanation] We drop heavy sand bags near Mr. Robinson. Gumball will notice and push him out of the way, just in time to save his life. [finishes the explanation] Got it?
 * Darwin: Got it! We drop these heavy sand bags on to Mr. Robinson's head.
 * Anais: No! We don't actually hit Mr. Robinson.
 * Darwin: Hit Mr. Robinson. Okay, I understand.
 * Anais: [to herself] Maybe I should try reverse psychology. Okay, Darwin: the plan is we throw all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.
 * Darwin: [shrugs] That's what I've just said.
 * Anais: [facepalms] Ugh! Just do what I do.
 * [Darwin facepalms too, Anais looks at him a little upset]
 * Gumball: [goes down a rope, there isn't enough rope to reach the floor] Oh, man... [drops himself] Ow!
 * Rocky: [comes to scene] And now, ladies and gentlemen, would you, please, welcome to the stage our second and final act, Mr. Gaylord Robinson! [leaves, (Gumball appears for a moment) then looms for a moment] Good luck, Dad! [leaves stage]
 * [The curtain rises]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [clears his throat] Up til' now, my life's been good. Treated me well, I can't complain. Met a woman, raised the kid and every day just felt the same. But there's something deep inside of me that always wanted to be free. And now I think the time is right... [his voice gets higher] to show you what I mean! [takes off his clothes and starts singing I Wanna Be Free]
 * [Mrs. Robinson leaves the seat displeased that her husband has not failed]
 * Darwin: What's he doing?
 * Anais: I don't know, but it's pretty good. Now it's our chance to "assassinate" him! [unties the sand bags]
 * [The bags fall but Mr. Robinson evades them unaware of it with his dance]
 * Anais: Did Gumball see any of that?
 * [Gumball looks from side to side backwards the stage]
 * Darwin: Maybe, he'll notice the trapdoor.
 * [The trapdoor opens, Mr. Robinson evades it by jumping over as part of the choreography of his dance, Gumball looks out of it for a second and goes down, then it closes, Mr. Robinson's performance continues]
 * Gumball: [appears between seats] Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man!
 * Anais: [with a remote in her hands] Let's try the special effects!
 * Darwin: [pushes every button on the remote]
 * Gumball: Under the seats? [looks beneath the seats]
 * [The stage is full of flares, colour clouds, etc, making Mr. Robinson's performance even better]
 * Gary: [amazed] Whoa, who is this guy?
 * Rocky: That's my dad! ROCK ON, DUDE!
 * Gaylord Robinson: I wanna be free... [his voice goes higher, lights shatter, the building's glass shatters, the Robinsons' car window cracks, Mrs. Robinson is sent in a small driving frenzy, which ends with her crashing into a lightpole, breaking it, and having an air bag hit her face. One of the stage lamps starts falling right on Mr. Robinson's head, Gumball sees this and goes in a slow-mo way to save him]
 * Gumball: [in slow motion] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * [The camera changes constantly between Mr. Robinson, Gumball and the lamp]
 * [Gumball falls to the stage before reaching Mr. Robinson but the lamp remains suspended by its wire and stops falling]
 * Gumball: Mr. Robinson! [the wire is unplugging slowly] Please, come with me now. It's not safe here!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [in a normal tone] No! Go away! [continues singing]
 * [The lamp finally unplugs but Gumball pushes Mr. Robinson away, saving him]
 * Gaylord Robinson: [realizes what's just happened] Oh, my gosh! You really did... save my life. [angrily] BUT THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FOR RUINING MY PERFORMANCE!
 * [Everyone applauds Mr. Robinson]
 * Darwin: Hurray!
 * Anais: Awesome, Mr. Robinson!
 * Rocky: Way to go, dad! [cheers him] Bravo!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [pushes Gumball out of stage] Thank you, everybody! Thank you! Thank you so much! I don't deserve all of this. [the public continues cheering him] Thank you! Thank you! I love you! And your love means so much to me...
 * Gumball: [the lights in the background turns into the universe scene] Thank you, infinite Universe for sending us our very own star: Mr. Robinson! [activates a toggle unintentionally, shrugs]
 * Gaylord Robinson: Thank you, everybody!
 * [The platform where Darwin and Anais are standing starts going down, finally crushing Mr. Robinson]
 * Gaylord Robinson: I love you! You put me where I'm today! Thank you so much...
 * Darwin: Oh, no! I think we squished Mr. Robinson!
 * Gaylord Robinson: [tries to say something]
 * Anais: Nah, he's okay. Let's go home.
 * [Anais and Darwin leave happily]

Give Her Back!

 * [On the school bus on the way to school, Anais is trying to get her Daisy the Donkey doll back from being thrown around by Tobias and Carrie]


 * Tobias​​ : You want it, come and get it.


 * Anais: Hey, give it back! Put it down! Daisy! Leave her alone!


 * [She turns around towards Gumball and Darwin]


 * Tobias​​​​ : I got it!


 * Carrie: Come on, Tobias, over here!


 * Anais: Gumball, do something!


 * Gumball: Sorry, there's nothing I can do, sis. You broke childhood rule number four-never get a toy out on a school bus.


 * Anais: You were the one who brought her on board!


 * Gumball: Oh. Well, let that be a lesson to all of us.


 * Anais: [Makes a puppy face] Oh, Gumball, please get Daisy back for me. That's what big brothers are supposed to do.


 * Gumball: Hmm... I don't know. I'm not much of a fighter. I'm more of a, uh...


 * Darwin: A coward?


 * Gumball: That's the word.


 * [Anais starts whimpering]


 * Gumball: [sighs] Okay, let me see what I can do.


 * [Gumball walks towards Tobias, who is holding Daisy]


 * Tobias​​​​ : Come on, who wants it next?


 * Gumball: Hey, punks, give me that donkey or else.


 * Tobias​​​​ : Pbht. Or what?


 * Gumball: [Laughs evilly] You do not wanna know.


 * Tobias​​​​ : Really? [holds Daisy outside a window] What if I do this?


 * Gumball: Then you would unleash the full fury of my terrifying anger. Mountains will shake! [Anais looks on, impressed] Cities will crumble! The sky could be ripped apart, and the meteor of my wrath will grind you to dust!


 * [Tobias lets go of Daisy]


 * Tobias​​​​ : Oops.


 * Gumball: Oh, man. Kind of hoped you'd buy the bluff.


 * [Anais runs to the rear window and bangs on it repeatedly]


 * Anais: DAISY! [Screaming] Nooooo!!


 * [Anais keeps crying]


 * Gumball: Relax, sis. It's only a toy.


 * Anais: [Deep voice] No, it's not!


 * Gumball: [frightened] Okay, we'll get it back.


 * Anais: [Faintly] Daisyyyyyy!


 * [The school bus speeds off and Leslie walks into the street to get the doll]


 * Leslie​​​​ : Oh.


 * [Leslie picks up Daisy and walks away]

School Playground

 * [Gumball and Darwin are talking to Leslie]


 * Gumball: Seriously, dude, you got to give it back. My sister is blowing a fuse.


 * Leslie​​​​ : Sorry, guys. I gave it to Juke.


 * [Gumball and Darwin go to Juke, who makes beat-boxing noises and shrugs]


 * Gumball: Nice beats, but not much help.


 * [Juke waves his arms and points to a bench with Daisy on it, and Gumball and Darwin run toward it]


 * Gumball and Darwin: Daisy!


 * Darwin: Yay!


 * Gumball: Whoo-hoo!


 * [When they reach the bench, Hector sits on it]


 * Gumball: Ahem! Hector, I think you're sitting on something.


 * [Hector stands up with the doll on his butt]


 * Gumball: [to Darwin] Uh, okay, this is a little embarrassing. You tell him.


 * Darwin: [With a posh accent] Excuse me, sir. You appear to have a little something stuck to your right... buttock.


 * Hector: Huh?


 * [Hector flicks the doll off of his behind]


 * Gumball: I got it! [runs for it] I got it! [he catches the doll, but it slips back out] Ah, what is wrong with me?! [he finally grabs it] Ah! Got it! Ugh!


 * [Gumball crashes into a basketball pole, and the doll continues flying away]


 * Darwin: I got it, I got it, I got it! [comes back] I don't got it.


 * Gumball: Why?


 * [Darwin points at Tina, who has the doll and is playing with it]


 * Daisy the Donkey​​​​ : Sweet Dreams.


 * [Tina laughs. Gumball and Darwin approach her]


 * Darwin: Excuse me, m'lady, but it seems-


 * [Tina roars at them]


 * Darwin: Plan B?


 * Gumball: Y-Y-Yeah.

The Hallway

 * [Anais is at her locker, sad because of her lost doll, when Gumball and Darwin arrive]


 * Gumball: Anais, Anais! [shows her a fake Daisy] Look what we found.


 * Anais: [gasps] Daisy! [goes to grab it, but notices something] Wait a minute. That's not the real one.


 * Gumball: No, it's much better. [winds up the doll] Look.


 * Fake Daisy: [in Chinese] I am Daisy the small donkey, I love to dance. I am Daisy the small donkey, I love to... [the fake doll burns and breaks. Gumball and Darwin look at Anais nervously]


 * Anais: Weak attempt to pawn me off with a cheap replacement. Where's my Daisy? [Anais examines Gumball and Darwin] Sweaty hands... ...nervous body language. You know who's got her, don't you?


 * Gumball and Darwin: [they avoid eye contact] Nooo.


 * Anais: Your eyes just darted to the left. You're lying, aren't you?


 * Gumball and Darwin: [they avoid eye contact again] Nooo.


 * Anais: [thinks for a moment] It's Tina, isn't it?


 * Gumball and Darwin: [they avoid eye contact again] Nooo-


 * Gumball: Yeah, it's Tina.

The Wattersons

 * [Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are in Gumball and Darwin's bedroom]


 * Anais: Listen, Gumball, I am not spending the night without Daisy. You'll just have to go to Tina's place and get her back.


 * Gumball: What?! Why me?!


 * Anais: Because -- because -- [makes a cute face] Because you were the one who lost it in the first place.


 * Gumball: [makes a cute face too] But I'm just a little boy, and she's a giant T-Rex.


 * Anais: But you are my big brother.


 * Gumball: But I don't want to get my face pounded to a pulp.


 * [Both of them continue to exchange cute faces at each other until Gumball gives in]


 * Gumball: Fine. I'll go.


 * [Anais giggles]


 * Gumball: But you two are coming with me.


 * [Darwin and Anais both groan with exasperation and acceptance]

At Tina's

 * [Gumball, Darwin and Anais are peeking through a gap in the door of Tina's room]


 * Gumball: Man, this place is scary. Is that really her bedroom?


 * Anais: It's a dump.


 * Gumball: Literally.


 * Anais: It's really sad.


 * Gumball: [gasps] Look.


 * [Gumball points at Tina, who has the doll in her arms]


 * Anais: Daisy!


 * [They stop looking through the gap]


 * Gumball: Okay, here's the plan-get inside, lift up her arm, take the toy and get out of there. You got that, Darwin? Go.


 * Darwin: I'm not doing that!


 * Gumball: I'm not either. There's a T-Rex in there.


 * Anais: Well, one of you better go. Otherwise, I'm telling Mom.


 * Gumball: Hmm... [considering] getting told off by Mom or fighting a T-Rex... Mom, T-Rex, Mom, T-Rex...


 * Darwin: Well, I'm going with the T-Rex.


 * Gumball: Yeah. No contest.


 * [Gumball and Darwin enter Tina's room, Darwin making squeaking noises as they walk]


 * Gumball: [quietly] Darwin, why are you making that noise?!


 * Darwin: [quietly] I'm sorry! I always do it when I'm nervous.


 * Gumball: [quietly] Well, stop it!


 * Darwin: [squeaks while covering his mouth]


 * [Darwin covers his mouth, and they continue walking. When they are near Tina, she makes a movement that scares them]


 * Gumball: [quietly] I'm not getting any closer to that thing. Wait here. [Walks to Anais] Anais!


 * Anais: [quietly] What?!


 * Gumball: [quietly] You see that pole over there? Throw it to me.


 * [Gumball holds up his hands]


 * Anais: [quietly] Okay.


 * Darwin: [quietly] No, no. He can't catch.


 * Anais: [quietly] Here it comes.


 * [Anais throws the pole. Gumball misses the catch, and hits Darwin]


 * Darwin: Ow!


 * [The pole hits the metal junk]


 * Tina: Huh?


 * [Tina goes back to sleep]


 * Gumball: Phew!


 * [Anais expertly throws the pole and Gumball jumps to grab it, but misses and it hits Darwin, knocking him down, before clattering on the ground. Tina stirs, but does not wake up, and Gumball sighs in relief]


 * Darwin: [quietly] I'm okay.


 * Gumball: Shh!


 * [Gumball shushes him, picks up the pole, and begins poking Tina]


 * Darwin: [quietly] Careful. Careful!


 * Gumball: [quietly] I'm sorry! It's just really hard to maneuver a long pole.


 * [Darwin laughs]


 * Darwin: [quietly] Look, it's like she's smiling.


 * [Gumball has on the corner of Tina's mouth and moves it up and down, making her look happy and sad]


 * Darwin: [quietly] Happy, sad, happy, sad.


 * [Gumball and Darwin snicker quietly]


 * Gumball: [quietly] Hey, Darwin, look. [Gumball pokes Tina's nose and puts the pole into her mouth] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.


 * [Gumball begins picking Tina's nose and poking at her mouth, making noises. They both snicker quietly. Anais walks up behind them]


 * Anais: [quietly] What are you doing?!


 * Gumball: [quietly] Don't worry. She'll never wake up.


 * [Tina stirs again, frightening Gumball, Darwin and Anais, and rolls over on top of Daisy]


 * Gumball: [quietly] Okay, I think we have to move her.


 * [With difficulty, Gumball and Darwin move Tina until they can see Daisy again]


 * Gumball: [to Darwin] Hold it, buddy! Let me see.


 * [Gumball reaches out for Daisy]


 * Darwin: [squeals in pain] Gumball!


 * Gumball: Shh! What?


 * Darwin: You have to help me.


 * Gumball: Yeah, yeah, just two seconds.


 * Darwin: [in pain] Gumball...


 * [Darwin falls under Tina and Gumball gasps, but Darwin manages to get out from under her]


 * Darwin: [quietly] I'm okay.


 * [Gumball and Anais sigh in relief and Gumball gasps when he sees Daisy, grabbing her]


 * Gumball: [quietly] Yes, yes! I got it!


 * Daisy the Donkey​​​​ : Sweet Dreams!


 * [She starts braying. Tina suddenly wakes up]


 * Gumball: [squealing] Run.


 * [The kids run off... Gumball, Darwin and Anais: [Screaming with Tina chasing them]

The Chase

 * Anais: Gumball!


 * Gumball: What?!


 * Anais: Gumball!


 * Gumball: What?!


 * [Gumball sees Tina right behind them and... Gumball Darwin and Anais Screaming. The three hide in a car and Gumball tries to roll up the window, but Tina stops him, so Gumball locks the door. Tina tries to open the door from the open window, but can't reach it and Gumball, Darwin, and Anais laugh at her. Tina walks away]


 * Gumball: Phew. I think we're safe now.


 * [The roof of the car caves in and the kids scream and Gumball opens the door]


 * Gumball: RUN!


 * [They run off]


 * Gumball: [to Anais] Where's Darwin?


 * [Darwin runs past them]


 * Anais: This was a stupid idea!


 * Gumball: I know! Should we just give it to her?


 * Anais: No! She's mine!


 * Gumball: Okay, you have it, then.


 * [Gumball tosses Daisy at Anais, who trips, and runs off]


 * Anais: Gumball, help me!


 * Gumball: I can't! I'm too much of a coward!


 * [Darwin glares at Gumball, who sighs]


 * Gumball: Fine. Throw me Daisy! It's what's she after.


 * Anais: Okay. Go long.


 * [Anais throws Daisy and Tina, Gumball, and Darwin run after it]


 * Darwin: Gumball, she's after us now!


 * Gumball: Don't worry. You know I can't catch.


 * [Daisy lands in Gumball's outstretched hands and he and Darwin stop running]


 * Gumball: I hate myself.


 * [Gumball gives Daisy to Darwin and runs off]


 * Darwin: I hate yourself. [He Screams And Runs From Tina]


 * Gumball: Psst! Over here!


 * [Darwin hides behind a car with Gumball and after Tina runs by, they run in the other direction]


 * Gumball: [Gasps] The gate! We're nearly there. It's almost over.


 * [Tina appears in front of the gate]


 * Tina: Not so fast.


 * [They stop running and scream, Gumball puts his hand on Darwin's mouth, Darwin stops screaming]


 * Gumball: Darwin, keep absolutely still. Her vision is based on movement.


 * Tina: That only works in movies.


 * [Tina roars and they "Gumball and Darwin: [Screaming]" and she runs toward them, but is caught underneath a crane claw]


 * Gumball: Huh?


 * [Gumball and Darwin look up and see Anais]


 * Anais: YAY!


 * [Anais gets off the crane]


 * Anais: Daisy!


 * Gumball: You know, Tina, there's a lesson in this somewhere. Don't mess with the Wattersons. I'm hot. I know it. You're not. You know it.


 * [Gumball and Darwin do a dance]


 * Gumball: Who's the boss now?


 * Tina: I'm sorry. It's just that I never had a toy before. I swear, I-I wanted to give it back, but... she helped me to sleep. [Her voice breaks] It's just so scary here.


 * [Tina gives them a sad look]


 * Gumball: Man, those puppy eyes again. I feel really bad now.


 * Anais: You know what, Tina? I think you need Daisy more than I do.


 * [Anais puts Daisy down in front of Tina]


 * Tina: Really?


 * Anais: Yeah. She'll look after you when you're scared. Besides, I don't need her anymore. I've got Darwin and Gumball to look after me.


 * Gumball and Darwin: [sigh] Group hug.


 * [They hug]


 * Tina: That's very touching. But now you'd better start running.


 * Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: Why?


 * Tina: My dad eats trespassers.


 * [Tina's dad comes up behind them and roars]

A Shocking Revelation

 * [Nicole is passed out on the ground, and appears to be having a nightmare]
 * Anais: [slaps a hand on Nicole] MOM, WAKE UP!
 * Nicole: [Wakes up]
 * Gumball: Mom? Are you okay?
 * Nicole: Oh, I had the weirdest dream, I was on the front lawn, and your father had a job as a pizza delivery guy!
 * Richard: [Laughs] That wasn't a dream, that's what I just told you! And you fainted! [Laughs]
 * Nicole: [gasps] I guess I was just overcome by a strange new feeling!
 * Darwin: What do you mean?
 * Nicole: I think I'm pruhhh— I think I'm puhrulll— I think I'm prood of you, Richard!
 * Anais: You mean "proud"?
 * Nicole: Yes, I think so. It's just, I'm not used to saying that word much, particularly to describe your father. Uh, uh, I think I need to go lie down. Something about this is not right. [To Gumball and Darwin] Please follow him to make sure nothing goes wrong!
 * [Gumball and Darwin nod]
 * Gumball: I gotta say, Dad, I never thought you were gonna get a job!
 * Richard: Neither did I! I found a number for Fervidus Pizza Delivery, but I didn't realize it was a job application. Should've known it was strange they wanted my Social Security number, but look at me now!! I am an Italian Food Distribution Engineer! Your mother is prood of me, and best of all, I can eat as much pizza as I like!
 * Gumball and Darwin: [Both gasp] THEY GIVE YOU FREE PIZZA?
 * Richard: Technically, no. But what I do is...
 * [Scene cuts to the cube showing how Richard gets his "free pizza"]
 * Voice: Step one: Remove a slice from the center of the pizza. Step two: Eat the pizza slice. Step three: Push the remaining halves of the pizza back together, and cover your tracks. Step four: Put the pizza in its box. Step five: Enjoy how clever you are. Step six: Repeat.
 * Richard: Gawwh... Well, these pizzas aren't gonna deliver themselves! [gets on scooter] Whoa whoa whoa! whoa! Ha, ha, ha, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
 * Gumball: [proudly] Look at him... [notices Richard dropped several pizza boxes] He's not gonna keep this job for long unless we give him a hand.
 * [Darwin shakes his head]

Whispers of Doom

 * Nicole: Your father has a job... Your father has a job. [jumps at Anais] SOMETHING'S GOING TO GO TERRIBLY WRONG, ISN'T IT?!
 * Anais: No, this is a good thing! We can finally buy all the things we need!
 * Nicole: What do you mean? We've got everything we need.
 * Anais: Mom... [she shows Nicole a framed photo of the family] We've all been wearing the same clothes for the past year, you three don't even have any shoes, [whispers] and I think it's time Darwin wore some pants.
 * Nicole: Huh... Wait a minute, show me that. [takes the photo] Look at the crack down the earth, and your father's eyes! [drops the photo] I've got a bad feeling about this.
 * Anais: Mom, please. It's just delivering pizzas! How wrong can it go?
 * Ominous Voices: Very wrong....

A Very Special Delivery

 * Gumball: Okay, four-thirty-eight Elm Street. That's the place.
 * [Gumball rings the doorbell, Quattro opens the door]
 * Quattro: [gasps] Siciliana, come see what the stork brought us!
 * [Rushing footsteps, Siciliana appears at the door]
 * Siciliana: [gushing] Oh look, he's got his father's eyes! Oh he's beautiful.
 * Quattro: Thank you so much. Here's a twenty.
 * [Gumball uses the hand holding the pizza box to take the money, causing the pizza to fall. The pizza slowly slides down the porch stairs, leaving a trail of blood red pizza sauce. The Pepperonis stare, frozen in horror. Gumball slowly puts down the now empty pizza box, casually handing them a different one, which Siciliana accepts, still gaping at the previous spectacle. Gumball and Darwin inch down the stairs, then dash off, but not before stepping on the dropped pizza]

Richard on the Job

 * Richard: [beatboxing] [rapping] Here I am, I got a J-O-B
 * Earnin' plenty o' dough for my family
 * Yeah, I'm Richard Watterson, employee
 * So have some R-E-S-P-C-K-E-T
 * I got a pizza in the box
 * I got a cola in the bottle
 * And I'll get it to ya' faster when I'm pullin' on the throttl-AHHHH!
 * [Richard loses control of the delivery moped, starts skidding down the road. He distorts the existence of objects he passes by— a fire hydrant changes color, a dog and his owner change roles, a traffic light starts changing signals randomly, and the outfits of mannequins on display get swapped]

Made with All-Natural Ingredients

 * Darwin: Oh man, we gave them the vegetarian! What are we gonna do?!
 * Gumball: [strokes his chin] Improvise! [rings the doorbell]
 * Darwin: Are you sure this is going to work? Because right now—
 * [The screen scrolls down to reveal a poorly improvised vegetarian pizza - a mud crust with random plants and rocks found in an average garden strewn over as toppings]
 * Darwin: —it kinda looks like a load of grass and dirt...
 * Gumball: Ehhh, it just needs some mozzarella.
 * [Spots a piece of old, chewed gum on the floor and picks it up, spreading it around their improvised vegan pizza appetizingly]
 * Gumball: There!
 * [The door opens, revealing Mr. Small]
 * Mister Small​​​​: [looking withered from hunger] Ohhh, finally! I've been on this Tibetan diet where you're supposed to eat nothing but sunlight, but it's been really cloudy! I think I need to eat something that actually exists!! [digs into the "pizza", shoveling lump after lump of it in his mouth. After a few seconds, he stops, realizing what he just ate. His eye twitches] At least it was organic...
 * [Mr. Small faints, his body sprawling out over his porch. Darwin pokes him with his shoe]
 * Darwin: [Panicking] DUDE! I think he stopped breathing!
 * [Mr. Small blows a bubblegum bubble out of his mouth, signalling that he is, indeed, breathing. It inflates to a decent size, then pops. Darwin sighs in relief]
 * Darwin: That'll be twenty dollars.

A Healthy Dose of Unreality

 * [At the Watterson house, Nicole is in the kitchen, getting a mug full of water from the sink. Richard passes by the house. With some ominous singing and his reality-distorting effect still kicking, he causes the water to defy gravity and flow up into the ceiling. Nicole panics and shuts the water off. Anais casually strolls in]
 * Nicole: [Gasps, still shaken up] ANAIS, DID YOU SEE THAT?! [pointing at the faucet]
 * Anais: See what?
 * [Nicole turns the faucet on again, but since Richard is long gone, it flows normally]
 * Anais: [cheekily] Yeah, I know, running water! Wasn't like that in your day, huh? You know...when the world was in black and white, and you could leave your front door open, and everyone cycled to school in a bike with one big wheel at the front...
 * Nicole: I don't claim to understand it, Anais, but something is going wrong. Seriously wrong. And I think it has to do with your father.
 * Anais: [grabs the coffee mug and pats Nicole's hand] I think we're going to stop with the coffee...
 * Nicole: [snapping] DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I'M HYSTERICAL!

A Creepy Bunch of Bananas

 * [Gumball rings the doorbell to The Banana estate. Banana Bob appears]
 * Banana Bob​​​​: Ah, pizza!
 * [Banana Bob starts chanting "pizza" repeatedly. His wife and son come to join him as Gumball and Darwin look on awkwardly. Richard passes by and once again distorts reality, this time putting the Banana family in an infinite loop, cursed to repeat the Pizza chant forever]
 * Gumball: Okay...um, so...guess what's in the box!
 * [The Bananas are still chanting "Pizza". Gumball takes that as their answer to his question]
 * Gumball: Correct! And for ten points, what's round, from Italy, and sometimes has olives on it?
 * [Same as the previous question. Darwin starts giggling]
 * Gumball: Right again! And, for double or nothing: what is the name of the tower that leans to one side?
 * [The Bananas are still chanting "Pizza"]
 * Gumball: Eh, it's "Pisa", but I'll give you that one. [getting annoyed at their unresponsiveness] O-okay, okay, game's over, guys.
 * [Pausing to wait for a response]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Riiight.
 * Gumball: I'm just going to put the box down here. O-okay, bye now...[closes door]
 * Darwin: Well, somebody likes pizza...
 * [Gumball peeks through their mail slot. He sees the family still chanting "Pizza" repeatedly, but in slow motion]
 * Gumball: That's one creepy bunch of bananas, man.

Media Blitz

 * [Nicole is still worried about the state of the world. She shivers on the couch as Anais comforts her]
 * Anais: Mom, when you say "Dad having a job has upset the fundamental balance of the universe", are you sure you don't just mean he's changed the balance of power in the house, and that upsets you because you're a little bit of a control freak?
 * Nicole: No...well, maybe uh, I don't know anymore!
 * [Gumball and Darwin casually walk in]
 * Nicole: Boys! What's going on with your father? Has something terrible happened?
 * Gumball: Um, he dropped a few pizzas so...we delivered 'em. That's about it.
 * Nicole: [relieved] Maybe I should just try to forget about this...
 * [Nicole turns on the TV. A breaking news report is on, alerting the citizens of Elmore of the strange things happening around the town]
 * News Reporter: Reports of strange occurences all around Elmore! At Food 'n' Stuff, it's been nighttime all day!
 * Pantsbully: It's supposed to be noon!
 * News Reporter: Meanwhile, residents were confused by unseasonal snow!
 * Alison: It's supposed to be June!
 * News Reporter: And one senior citizen seems to have inverted gravity!
 * Marvin: I'm supposed to be on the ground!
 * [Nicole shuts off the TV, angry. She realizes the only rational explanation for this is Richard getting a job]
 * Nicole: SEE?! I TOLD YOU!! This is all because of your father!! Some things are not meant to be!! Dogs shouldn't get on with cats, men shouldn't have ponytails, and your father is not meant to have a job!!
 * Darwin: What are we gonna do?!
 * Nicole: We have to stop him.

The Eleventh Hour

 * [Nicole, the kids, and a kidnapped Larry rush to fire Richard in their car]
 * Larry: Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!
 * Nicole: Don't you understand?! You need to fire him!
 * Larry: But he's doing okay!
 * Nicole: What if he delivers a pizza late?
 * Larry: Uh, well, yeah I guess I could fire him for that...
 * Nicole: Then he's not gonna deliver this one.

In Utter Darkness

 * Richard: [rapping] Mild or spicy, my flavors will exhilarate
 * You get them double-quickly when I'm twisting the accelerator!
 * Twisting the accelerator!
 * Twisting the accelerator!
 * [With every "twist of the accelerator", energy shoots out the engine of the delivery moped, shaking the existence of everything it makes contact with. Larry, Nicole, and the kids search for him in the wreckage, gaping in a mixture of awe and horror at the effects of Richard having a job. Ominous voices start singing monotonously as they drive on through this distorted version of their neighborhood; Banana Joe appears floating on-screen]
 * Banana Joe: [sped up] Pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza, pizza, pizza...
 * Darwin: We must be getting close. [noticing Richard driving by] That was him!
 * [Nicole backs up and turns the car, following Richard closely.]
 * [Their car is now right behind Richard's moped. As they try to get closer, Richard twists the accelerator again, sending out another wave of distortion energy]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Larry: [Screaming]
 * Anais: The closer we get to Dad, the more warped the universe becomes! We've gotta be careful!
 * Nicole: Then you better hold on tight...
 * [Nicole boldly approaches Richard's moped again. This time, the wave of energy switches their heads around. Nicole has Larry's head, Gumball has Anais', Darwin has Nicole's, Larry has Darwin's, and Anais has Gumball's]
 * Gumball: [with Anais' head and thus, her genius brain] What's happened? I feel really smart!
 * Anais: [with Gumball's tiny brain] I don't...
 * [Another wave hits them, swapping their positions in the car. Gumball is in the driver's seat but, being twelve years old, has no idea how to drive]
 * Gumball: [Screaming]
 * Nicole: DON'T FORGET TO CHECK YOUR MIRRORS!
 * [The car veers uncontrollably, nearly flipping over when another wave hits them. The wave puts them back in their normal places. Everyone in the car breathes a sigh of relief]
 * Nicole: This is not so bad...
 * [Several waves start bombarding the car, each one altering the family's animation style]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Larry: [Screaming]
 * [Suddenly, they all change back to normal, except they are outside the car. They breathe a sigh of relief]
 * Nicole: I think the worst is ov—
 * [Upon noticing a car heading straight for them (and that they are not even in their own car)]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Larry: [Screaming]
 * [They get bombarded by more distortions, the first one putting them back in the car but the subsequent ones changing their animation styles again]
 * Nicole: I CAN'T... TAKE IT... ANY... [turns into a real cat] Meow. [After getting hit by another wave, she turns back to normal] Where's he delivering this pizza?
 * Larry: Ah, thirty-fourth street!
 * Nicole: I know a shortcut! We'll be there in no—
 * [Gets cut off by another wave, this one sending them back in time to when they started the chase]
 * Larry: Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!
 * Gumball: [realizing they went back in time] What th—? Oh, man, we went back in time!
 * Anais: We'll never catch up with him!
 * Nicole: We'll see about that!
 * [Nicole slams on the gas, dodging floating cars in the way. They eventually reach a clear strip of road, on which they get put on an infinite loop. After the third attempt to cross, she stops and exits off a side road]
 * Nicole: We'll go this way... [after finally making progress] What's the house number?
 * Larry: Uh, I don't know!
 * Nicole: Well, make an effort! This street is two miles long!
 * Gumball: [upon seeing a severely messed up house] Uh, I think I know which house it is.
 * [The rest of the family slowly turn and gaze upon a brilliant beam of light shining down on a house in front of Richard. Richard gets off his moped and begins walking to the door to deliver the pizza and end the world. Nicole pulls up behind his parked bike]
 * Darwin: There he is!
 * [Richard starts walking up the porch stairs. With every step, he sends out another distorting wave of energy. He steps]
 * Nicole: Brace yourselves!
 * [The first wave of energy turns the clouds to stone, causing them to fall]
 * Nicole: RUN!
 * [Nicole and the kids escape from the car just as the clouds crush it. Richard continues walking up the steps, this time the waves he emits again change the animation styles of the characters. Nicole and the kids drag Larry, trying to convince him to fire Richard]
 * Nicole: FOR HEAVENS' SAKE LARRY, FIRE HIM!
 * Larry: BUT HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG!
 * Nicole: HE'S DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE—
 * [Nicole loses her outline, causing her to melt down into a puddle of blue ink]
 * Gumball, Darwin and Anais: MOM!
 * Nicole: I'M ALL RIGHT! I GUESS... NOW GO AND STOP YOUR FATHER!
 * [The kids continue dragging Larry to fire Richard]
 * Anais: GUMBALL, LOOK!
 * [Richard moves his pointed finger towards the doorbell. The kids scream at him to stop, all while sporadically changing shape and form]
 * Gumball, Darwin and Anais: DAD! [Their voices distort as they are still experiencing sporadic transformations] DON'T DELIVER THE PIZZA!
 * [Richard succeeds in ringing the doorbell. The customer opens the door]
 * Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [still transforming spontaneously] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * [Right before the customer accepts the pizza, he notices that a large portion of it is missing]
 * Paperball: Oh, hey!
 * [Larry rushes to see what the problem with the pizza is. He is not happy with what he sees]
 * Larry: HAVE YOU BEEN EATING THIS PIZZA?!
 * Richard: [nervously] Just a little bit from the middle!
 * Larry: WATTERSON, IN ACCORDANCE WITH ARTICLE THIRTY-FOUR OF THE FERVIDUS PIZZA HANDBOOK... [in a strange deep voice] I FIRE THEE!!
 * Richard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Back to Normal

 * [Richard being employed no longer, the world returns to normal. A rainbow shoots out across the skies of Elmore, signifying that everything is at peace. Larry angrily drives away in the delivery moped, shooting a look of contempt back at Richard]
 * Richard: [ashamed] ...I'm sorry I lost my job, Nicole. I know you were really prood of me.
 * Nicole: It's all right, honey.
 * [The family gathers around Richard to hug him]
 * Richard: But don't worry! I'll get another one!
 * [The dramatic music plays again, the camera zooms out, and lightning ominously strikes Richard's finger during clear weather. His eyes also turn red, just like in the photo.]
 * [Showing various Elmore citizens in the street celebrating Christmas. Hector is spraying a large aerosol can over a large house, making fake snow. Banana Joe and Penny both walk across the screen separately, both saying 'Merry Christmas!' to the camera. Tobias and Idaho are shown saying 'Go! Go!' to Masami, who is making small amounts of snow. Miss Simian is shown holding a grocery bag, when suddenly, a roast chicken flies out. Carrie's head pops out of the possessed flying chicken. Carrie laughs and says 'Merry Christmas!' before being chased away by Miss Simian. The camera then shows the Wattersons driving along in their car]
 * Singers: It's Christmas Eve!
 * Singer: It's the second best day of the year.
 * When the air is fizzin' full of Christmas cheer.
 * Only one more sleep until Santa's here.
 * The Wattersons: Merry Christmas, everybody!
 * Singers: It's the second best day of-
 * [Richard drives into a homeless man, knocking him over. The Wattersons are all shocked]

Homeless man: [Groans]
 * The Wattersons: [Gasp]

Elmore Hospital

 * Richard: I RAN OVER SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE! I'm definitely on the naughty list now! Wait! Good deeds cancel bad ones.
 * [He opens a closed curtain]
 * Richard: COME ON, PUSH!
 * Tony: [Deep voice] WHAT?!
 * [Richard closes the curtain, walks away, and jumps on a sleeping man]
 * Richard: I'LL SAVE YOU!
 * [Richard attempts to give the man mouth-to-mouth]
 * Doctor: I'M A DOCTOR! [shoves Richard off of him] I'M ON A BREAK!
 * [Richard then uses a knee hammer to hit Felicity's knee. Her shoe flies off and hits Marvin's machine, causing him to bloat up before popping. Richard watches sheepishly]
 * Doctor: [taps on Richard's shoulder] I can assure you, sir, that this homeless man is not Santa Claus. But he is concussed, has no memory, no ID, and now he's your problem.
 * Nicole: What?! We're not keeping an unwashed stranger in my house on Christmas Eve!
 * Gumball: Mom?
 * [Nicole turns to see Gumball, Darwin, and Anais with sad faces]
 * Nicole: [Sighs] Fine.

The Watterson Home

 * Nicole: So where is your home, sir?
 * [Richard is bowing down in front of the homeless man while Nicole follows behind the homeless man, cleaning up the mess he is making on the floor]
 * Homeless man: I can't remember.
 * [Richard pulls out a chair for the man and Nicole cringes, throwing a newspaper on the seat before he sits down]
 * Homeless man: This is a very nice home you have.
 * Richard: [Quickly] You like it? It's yours!
 * Nicole: What would you like to eat?
 * Gumball: Cookies! Everyone knows they're Santa's favorite!
 * [Nicole sighs]
 * Homeless man: Your children are very sweet, too.
 * Richard: Take 'em!
 * Nicole: Here, help yourself, sir.
 * [Nicole sets down a plate of cookies on the table]
 * Homeless man: Your wife's cookies look delicious.
 * Richard: She's yours!
 * Nicole: [Through clenched teeth] Richard! Aren't there some good deeds to do somewhere else?
 * Richard: Yes! Gotta get back on the nice list!
 * [Richard runs out of the house]
 * Nicole: Okay, I'm gonna run a bath for our guest. [Quietly, to Gumball, Darwin, and Anais] If he touches anything, clean it...with fire!
 * [Nicole leaves, glaring at the man]
 * Gumball: Okay, come on, Santa! We gotta get your memory back! Now finish this sentence: "Ho, ho, ho, merry Chrrrr..."
 * Homeless man: "Creepy kids looking at me funny"?
 * [The Homeless man picks up a cookie and tries to eat it, but Anais snatches it away]
 * Anais: Oh, you can have your cookie...when the fate of Christmas is no longer at stake!

Elmore Shopping

 * Anais: Okay, we need some familiar surroundings to get your Santa instincts to kick back in.
 * [They arrive at a small cabin with a sign calling it "Santa's Grotto"]
 * Anais: Wait here.
 * [Anais goes into the cabin]
 * Larry: Ho, ho, ho! Hello, little - AAAH!!
 * [Anais kicks him out of the cabin]
 * Gumball: Okay, ask her what she wants for Christmas.
 * Homeless man: What do you want?
 * [Anais frowns sadly]
 * Gumball: Come on, Santa, put some Christmas into it!
 * Homeless man: [Sighs] Ho, ho, ho. What do you want, little girl?
 * Anais: I want four ponies! One for the bedroom, one downstairs, one for the bathroom, and a spare one no one else is allowed to use. And I want a princess tiara and a prince to marry me when I'm old enough so I never have to work like Mom.
 * Homeless man: Well, I don't think it's right to give kids whatever they want or they end up spoiled brats, like this one.
 * [Outside the cabin, Anais kicks down a snowman prop while screaming]
 * Homeless man: See? This is the problem with kids these days.
 * Darwin: I know. All I want for Christmas is world peace.
 * Homeless man: Well, that's nothing practical.
 * [Outside the cabin, Darwin uses a candy cane prop to hit another candy cane prop while Anais attempts to knock down the "Santa's Grotto" sign]
 * Gumball: Can I go on your lap now?
 * Homeless man: Nope.
 * [Outside the cabin, Gumball is on the roof, ripping up the fake snow. The homeless man exits the cabin]
 * Homeless man: So, can I have my cookie now?
 * Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: No!
 * [The homeless man angrily hits the cabin with the "Santa's Grotto" sign]

Leaving Elmore Shopping

 * [The homeless man, Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are in the backseat of the Wattersons' car, all angrily looking down]
 * Gumball: I think we all started on the wrong foot here.
 * [The homeless man, Darwin, and Anais all begin talking at once]
 * Darwin: I know that's true, I'm sorry, Santa! I'm really, really sorry.
 * Homeless man: No, no, no, it's all my fault.
 * Anais: We never should have shouted at you.
 * Gumball: Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Let's just hug it out.
 * [They hug and Nicole suddenly stops the car]
 * Nicole: Don't you think instead of hugging a filthy stranger, you should be apologizing for causing thousands of dollars of damage at the mall?
 * Gumball: We're just trying to help Santa.
 * Nicole: For the last time: he's not Santa! Oh, I wish we were a normal family sometimes. Then my husband could talk some sense into you instead of running around the neighborhood like a maniac.
 * [Nicole begins driving again and Richard runs up behind them, in front of another car]
 * Richard: Christmas good deeds! Free windshield wash!
 * [The car swerves to avoid crashing into Richard and hits a parked car. The tree from the top of the car flies off and into a reindeer decoration, causing it to catch on fire. Rosie, who was watching the display, begins to cry]
 * Richard: Merry Christmas!
 * [Richard runs off]

Back at the Watterson Home

 * [Darwin tries to shove the homeless man up the chimney]
 * Darwin: Come on, Santa. You need to go up as well as down. [To Gumball and Anais] I don't think he's gonna make it.
 * Gumball: He just needs some encouragement. Anais, get me the matches.
 * [The homeless man hears Gumball and begins to panic. Nicole walks over]
 * Nicole: Kids, I think we need to have a little conversation.
 * [In the living room, the homeless man, Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are on the couch while Nicole is standing in front of them, facing the other direction]
 * Nicole: Let me tell you something about Santa Claus. There is no Santa Claus!
 * Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Gasp, colorful lights leaving their heads]
 * Gumball: I think all the innocence just left my body.
 * Nicole: When I was a little girl, there was only one thing I ever wanted, so every year I wrote a letter to Santa asking for the same present. I hoped and hoped and hoped again. But he never came, and that's how I learned the terrible truth. Santa Claus doesn't exi—
 * [Nicole turns to face the empty couch]
 * Nicole: Kids?
 * [She goes outside]
 * Nicole: Kids? Oh, kids, come back. I'm sorry!

Christmas is Cancelled

 * [The setting is black and white and at night. Gumball breaks free of a snow globe he was trapped in, then unplugs the Christmas lights of a house, disappointing those who were looking at it. Darwin throws away a turkey Mrs. Robinson was trying to cut while Mr. Robinson look on. They walk off sadly. Anais draws a tear on a reindeer prop. Gumball, Darwin, and Anais pop out of the gifts belonging to Carmen, Leslie, and Tobias. The homeless man chops down a tree]
 * Silence the ringing
 * Turn off all the lights
 * Stop all the singing
 * No dinner tonight
 * Come shed a tear for wishes unanswered
 * Give back your gifts, for Christmas is cancelled
 * Chop down the tree, for Christmas is cancelled

Santa's Sleigh

 * [Richard spray paints the words "rap music" on a white fence]
 * Richard: Oh, no! Some rebellious young person defaced this pretty fence. It's lucky I'm here to fix it!
 * [Richard begins spraying over it with white, but a police siren and lights stop him]
 * Richard: Five-oh!
 * [He jumps over the fence and a reindeer sniffs him. He and the reindeer begin screaming]
 * Richard: Huh? Yes! Santa's sleigh!
 * [Richard gets in the sleigh]
 * Richard: I'm totally gonna save Christmas. Go! Giddy-up! Activate!
 * [The reindeer does not respond to any of it, so Richard slaps it from behind, causing it to take off. Below them, the homeless man, Gumball, Darwin and Anais stop in front of the Wattersons' house]
 * Gumball: So, wanna come in for a cookie?
 * Homeless man: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I've been enough of a burden and a disappointment. I'll be on my way now. But thank you for believing I was someone special. For a moment there, I almost thought that I could be Santa.
 * [A present knocks the homeless man out and Gumball catches it. They look up to see Richard on the sleigh]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais: Dad?
 * Homeless man: Ho, ho, ho!
 * [Gumball, Darwin, and Anais turn to where homeless man once stood, now with Santa in his place]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais: Santa!
 * Santa: That's right! How long have I been out? Is it still Christmas Eve?
 * Gumball: Yeah, but -
 * Santa: Then it's not too late! All I need is my sleigh!
 * [His sleigh comes flying at him; he, Darwin, and Anais duck, but... "Gumball: [Screaming]" ...gets stuck to the bottom of it, Meanwhile, Nicole is at the park]
 * Nicole: Come on, kids, come home! There's plenty of stuff that doesn't exist! The tooth fairy, Bigfoot, Switzerland...
 * [Santa's sleigh flies by and she runs after it when she spots it. Gumball is still stuck to the bottom of the sleigh and nearly gets hit by a weather-vane, but it only rips off some of his pants]
 * Gumball: [Screams] Oh, wait. I'm okay.
 * [Richard pulls Gumball into the sleigh next to him]
 * Richard: How do you land this thing?!
 * Santa: First you need to fasten your seat-belt!
 * [Gumball fastens his seat-belt, but Richard has trouble with his]
 * Richard: What the? How can I be fatter than Santa?
 * Gumball: [Points a utility pole] Duck!
 * Santa: Ask the magic sack for some walkie-talkies and I'll tell you how to land!
 * Gumball: [To the bag] I want some walkie-talkies!
 * [A present comes out]
 * Gumball: Aw, man! It's really well wrapped!
 * Richard: Ask it for scissors!
 * Gumball: I want some scissors!
 * [Wrapped scissors come out of the bag]
 * Gumball: Are you kidding me?!
 * Richard: Give me that, son! I'll show you how a real man opens his present!
 * [Richard puts the box in his mouth and the scene cuts to Santa catching a walkie-talkie]
 * Santa: Good job, chaps! Now, in front of you there should be an altimeter, a gyroscope, and an anemometer!
 * Gumball: Okay, what are they for?
 * Santa: I don't know. I never used them myself. But at least you're facing the right way! Now just fly with your guts! What can you see?
 * Gumball: Nothing but your reindeer's butt.
 * Santa: Right. Keep going down, keep going down, keep going down...pull up!
 * [Richard and Gumball begin screaming and pull up]
 * Santa: Plan B: Ask the bag for some parachutes and jump.
 * Gumball: We can't do that! Your sleigh will crash! What about Christmas?
 * Santa: Your lives are more important than Christmas! Just jump!
 * Richard: Request denied, sir. We're saving Christmas! Over.
 * Santa: Oh, dear.
 * Gumball: I love you, Dad.
 * Richard: I love you, son.
 * Santa: Sounds like they're coming in too hot.
 * Anais: [To Darwin] Follow me!
 * [Darwin and Anais run off. Anais begins ripping lights off of some steps]
 * Santa: They're not gonna make it!
 * Gumball: We're gonna crash!
 * Richard: Not on Christmas, son! You have to believe!
 * [Richard turns away from Gumball and bites his fist. Darwin and Anais both come together with Christmas lights]
 * Richard: I can't see anything!
 * Anais: Don't worry, guys!
 * [Anais tries to connect the plugs, but they are too short]
 * Santa: THEY'RE GONNA CRASH!!!
 * [Anais continues trying to connect the plugs. Nicole takes them from Anais and forces them together and the area becomes lit up; from above, Richard and Gumball see it as a walkway to land]
 * Richard and Gumball: Yes!
 * [The lights go off]
 * Richard and Gumball: No!
 * Nicole: It's okay, they're Christmas lights!
 * [The lights began flicking on and off and the reindeer lands the sleigh in front of Santa while they cheer]
 * Santa: Well done, Blitzer! Nicole Watterson, I've been looking for you.
 * Nicole: Santa?
 * Santa: I've been meaning to talk to you about these.
 * [He opens a compartment in the sleigh that reveals Nicole's letters]
 * Nicole: My letters.
 * Santa: Every single one, you sent them to the South Pole! I live in the North Pole! I was just checking I had your address right when you, uh, ran me over.
 * Richard: [Crying] I'm so sorry!
 * Santa: That's okay, Richard! After that landing, you're on the nice list forever!
 * Richard: Awesome! 'Cause you owe me eight-hundred dollars for the hospital bill.
 * Santa: Hm. Ho, ho, ho. Now where's that present for Nicole?
 * [Santa walks away from Richard to the toy bag in search of the present and hands it to her]
 * Santa: Aha! This is long overdue.
 * Nicole: Really?
 * Anais: Well, what is it?
 * Nicole: The most beautiful gift I could ever wish for.
 * [Nicole opens her hand to show off four little dolls: two bunnies, one big, one small; a fish; and a cat]
 * Richard: It's just like us.
 * Nicole: Yeah, close enough.
 * Santa: Well, time to go!
 * [Santa gets in his sleigh]
 * Santa: Goodbye, children! And thank you for believing in me.
 * Gumball: But what about your cookie?
 * Santa: Just leave it by the fireplace, please. I'll be back for it later. Alright, then -
 * [Santa gets ready to use the reigns, but Richard stops him]
 * Richard: I got this.
 * [Richard slaps Blitzer's behind again and Blitzer takes off. Some people exit their homes]
 * Gumball: Hey, everybody! Christmas is back on!
 * [The citizens of Elmore all begin cheering]


 * [The Wattersons sitting on their couch at home. They are laughter]
 * Nicole: Oh, that reminds me! [brings out a photo album] Look at what I found in the attic!
 * Gumball: Oh wow, the family photo album!
 * Anais: [takes album and opens it] Let's open it and remember all the zany adventures we've had!
 * [A photo of the waterlogged house in "The Responsible" is shown as a flashback]
 * Richard: Ooh, that's the time we left you in charge, and you all flooded the house! Do you remember?
 * Gumball: Do I remember?!
 * [A clip from "The Responsible" is shown]
 * Gumball, Darwin and Anais: [Screaming]
 * [When it ends]
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard: [Laughter]
 * Anais: We must have fallen four thousand feet straight onto the sidewalk, and walked away without a bruise.
 * Darwin: Oh, and look. [A photo of the house, completely repaired and normal, is shown] That's the house twenty minutes after being irreparably water damaged.
 * [Anais turns the page again, and we see a photo of the Wattersons sitting on the couch with their former season one designs]
 * Gumball: Is it me, or did we all look a bit... off?
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard: [Laughter]
 * Darwin: Let's look at another. [A photo from "The Mustache" is shown] Haha, do you remember the time we swallowed Mr. Dad's supplements and turned into men?
 * [A flashback of "Because We're Men" is shown, but is suddenly interrupted by the doorbell ringing. Richard opens the door, revealing Mrs. Jötunheim]
 * Richard: Hey, Hector's mum, what brings you here?
 * Mrs. Jötunheim: Do you remember the time when your kids wound up my boy and he went on a rampage?
 * Richard: Oh yeah, I remember... [flashback transition sounds]
 * [Clips from "The Colossus" are shown, Hector is seen destroying the town. The flashback is interrupted by Mrs. Jötunheim]
 * Mrs. Jötunheim: Enough flashbacking! If you remember well, seventy-five percent of Elmore was destroyed and somebody has to pay for it!
 * Richard: You mean it didn't all end well like it always does?
 * Mrs. Jötunheim: [takes out a sheet of paper and hands it to Richard] Here's your half of the bill for the reconstruction work. [Richard gasps as the sheet of paper unfolds, revealing a long list] Why are you looking so surprised? Did you really think we lived in some sort of fairy tale? 'Cuz wake up buddy, we don't.
 * [Mrs. Jötunheim gets on her broom, and flies away, then disappears. Someone clears their throat. Richard sees that Principal Brown has appeared]
 * Richard: [whispering] Weird, that lady gnome seems to think that things we've done in the past have consequences in the now.
 * Nigel Brown: Is there an adult in the house? [walks into the living room]
 * Nicole: Oh, hi, Principal Brown.
 * Nigel Brown: I'm afraid I have some not-very shocking news. It appears that Gumball and Darwin have to restart school from kindergarten.
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais and Nicole: [heads jump] WHAT?! WHY?!
 * Nigel Brown: Because all you do at school is argue about your little problems and aggravate students and staff members until they go nuts and chase you through the halls. None of which makes for a decent education! [leaves]
 * Gumball: [breathing rapidly] I'M HYPERVENTILATING! [grabs Darwin and breathes into him, using him like a paper bag]
 * Darwin: [pushes Gumball away] STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING ME HYPERVENTILATE!!
 * [Gumball and Darwin breathe into each other. The telephone rings and Richard answers it]
 * Richard: Oh, hello officer. Really? I don't remember any reckless driving. [A quick montage of all of Richard's terrible driving is shown] Right... well I think I just won't pay the fines and wait for this to all blow over. Bye. [hangs up]
 * Anais: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you don't pay, they could send you to jail.
 * Richard: That's exactly what he said, but don't worry. I've been imprisoned heaps of times. They put you in then straight away you're just not in there anymore.
 * Nicole: This bill is eight hundred thousand dollars. It says if we don't pay by tomorrow, then they can take our house away. What is going on today?
 * Anais: It seems the results of all our reckless actions are finally catching up with us.
 * Gumball and Darwin: We need to do something!
 * Anais: You're right! But this time instead of diving head-first into whatever stupid idea, we should- [Richard, Gumball, Darwin have disappared] and... they're gone.

How Do We Fix This?

 * [Gumball, Darwin and Richard are running down the street]
 * Gumball: So, the plan is we do all the schoolwork we've haven't done in one shot.
 * Richard: Yeah but first we need to get the money for that greedy troll woman.
 * Darwin: But how do we do all of this in one day?
 * Richard: We need transportation.
 * [Richard notices a bus driving down the road. He steps out into the street and blocks the bus' path]
 * Richard: STOP THE BUS!
 * [Gary sees Richard on the road and screams in alarm]
 * Gary: WAIT!!
 * [Gary slams on the brakes. The bus slows down, but hits Richard, sending him flying backward. Richard forces the bus doors open and throws out Gary. Gumball, Darwin, and Richard enter the bus and drive away]
 * Gary: THAT'S MY BUS!!!
 * [Richard drives the bus recklessly down the street. However, he stops to pick up passengers, then continues ahead. In the Justice Department offices, Nicole and Anais plead their case to the Cupcake Woman]
 * Cupcake Woman: I'm sorry Mrs. Watterson but this is the Justice Department, not the "I'm sure everything will be okay if we just sweep it under the carpet and forget about it" Department. You're gonna have to pay the money.
 * Nicole: This is ridiculous, you can't take our house. We're nice people.
 * Cupcake Woman: Interesting you should think so. Maybe we should consult your files. [opens a drawer and begins to remove an extremely long stack of papers. She places it on the table. Nicole tries to speak, but is interrupted] That's January. [begins pulling out another stack of papers. Meanwhile, in the Fitzgerald backyard, Richard has crashed the bus through the house. The Wattersons exit the bus]
 * Richard: Okay, okay fine, you're right. [crawls on the ground] The front door wasn't wide enough for a bus, but-
 * Patrick: You! [waves a spatula at Richard] I should've known when I saw a bus driving into my living room that a Watterson would be at the wheel.
 * Richard: Ah! [grabs a pair of steel tongs] Stand back! I've got a weapon too!
 * [Patrick drops his spatula and grabs a cooking grid. Richard grabs a rake in response. The other Fitzgeralds walk out of the hole the bus made in their house, and gasp at the two fathers]
 * Gumball: Dad!? What are you doing?!
 * Tobias​​​​​​: [appears from the other side of the fence] Dad fight!
 * [A crowd appears and starts chanting "Dad fight". Richard and Patrick notice things may have gotten out of hand]
 * Patrick: [whispers to Richard] This has escalated a little too far, do you really want to have a fight?
 * Richard: [pretends that the fight were to happen, and ends up choking] Definitely not.
 * Patrick: Look, just pretend to hit me with the handle, and I'll go down.
 * Richard: Good plan.
 * Patrick: On three. One, two- [Richard hits him too early] Dugh! Ugh...
 * Crowd: Ohhhhhh!
 * Richard: [whispers to Patrick] Good acting.
 * Patrick: [opens an eye]


 * [Back at the Justice Department, the Cupcake Woman is reading to Nicole and Anais]
 * Cupcake Woman: December twenty-fourth, car collision with Santa Claus. February fifth, willful destruction of a mobility scooter. April second- [her phone rings, she answers it] Oh I see, thanks. [hangs up and writes]
 * Nicole: Sorry, what are you doing?
 * Cupcake Woman: Apparently your husband just crashed a hijacked bus into a house and assaulted a man with a rake.
 * Nicole: [starts to lash out, but manages to restrain herself] Oh, you... [pats the Cupcake Woman]
 * Cupcake Woman: Mmhmm... [writes] Assault on a municipal officer.
 * Nicole: [kneels] Oh come on, please. You have to help us! Is there something we can do to fix this?
 * Cupcake Woman: Well... I suppose you can go and apologize to everyone on this list to get them to drop the charges and forget about the millions of dollars you owe them.
 * Nicole: ...Great!
 * [Nicole grabs some papers and leaves with Anais. The Cupcake Woman is surprised, then sighs]
 * Cupcake Woman: The problem with having a sarcastic voice is that no one can tell when you're actually being sarcastic.

Plan B

 * [Gumball, Darwin and Richard are in front of Elmore Junior High]
 * Gumball: Okay, we got off to a shaky start, but if we just pull together and stick to this new plan, I'm sure things are gonna go our way.
 * Darwin: So to recap, Gumball and I will sneak into the hospital and give each other facial reconstructive surgery to make us look like the two highest achievers at school: Bobert and Alan.
 * Gumball: Meanwhile, Dad will pose as Dane Prinella big red bus.
 * Richard: [wearing a disguise] Fish n' chips.
 * Gumball: And we'll convince Alan and Bobert's parents to pay him the entrance fee for a made-up British boarding school called something really English like uh... Scotland; simultaneously paying off our debts and allowing us to replace them at school.
 * Richard: Ah, perfect and simple. What could go wrong?
 * [An empty street is shown, then Gumball, Darwin and Richard appear, running from several police cars and dropping dollars on the road. Meanwhile, at a store called "Chunky Bite", Nicole and Anais try to reconcile with Larry]
 * Nicole: [banging on door] Come on, Larry, just let me in. I'm sure we can talk this through.
 * Larry: [Peering through shaft in door] No! Every time I so much as look at a Watterson something terrible happens- [screams as something crashes] Okay, I take that back. Seems just talking to a Watterson's enough.
 * Anais: But don't you think a class action lawsuit is a slight overreaction for repeatedly scaring off your fiancé?
 * Larry: [opens a small sliding door]: Every time you guys mess something up I have to pay for it out of my own wages. Why else do you think I have so many jobs?
 * Anais: Hmm, never thought about that before.
 * Nicole: Look, I'm tired of your attitude mister! I'm coming in there and we're going to shake hands and make up like adults.
 * Anais: Mom! You can't do that!
 * Nicole: [starts to lift the door] Yes... [grows muscles and a monstrous voice] I can!
 * Anais: No, I mean you can't do that because he's got a- [Nicole forces the door open, Anais sighs] restraining order on us...


 * [In a jail room, Gumball, Darwin and Richard are being stared down by other inmates]
 * Richard: [whispers to Gumball and Darwin] Now, what you do when you arrive in prison, is you punch the biggest guy in the room, then no one w- [Darwin hits his knee] Ow!
 * Gumball: He said punch the biggest, not the fattest!
 * Darwin: Sorry.
 * Richard: Now it hurts here, [points at his knee] and here. [points at his heart]
 * [The door opens, Nicole and Anais enter. The door shuts behind them]
 * Richard: [relieved] Thank goodness, your mother's here to bail us out!
 * Anais: [sighs] Not this time...
 * Gumball: What!? You're in here too? Ugh... hold on, that's alright. I'm sure some unforeseen detail that usually gets us off the hook is gonna pop up right... now.
 * Doughnut Sheriff: [opens a small sliding door] Wattersons, you're free.
 * Gumball, Darwin, Anais, Nicole and Richard: Yes!
 * Doughnut Sheriff: ...to remain silent! Otherwise, no dinner tonight. [closes door shut]
 * Gumball: [sobs] Where's my happy ending?
 * Anais: This is the end guys, show's over.
 * [Everybody bows their head as the scene slowly fades to black]
 * Gumball: No. [turns on light]
 * Richard: What?
 * Gumball: I said no! It doesn't end like this, not on my watch! [Gets up from the bench and starts a speech] They say we've gone too far but I say we haven't gone far enough. We're busting out of here! [points at a large inmate] Hey punk! My dad says that if his dog was as ugly as you, he'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
 * Richard: [laughs nervously as the inmate looks at him angrily]
 * [Outside the prison, the wall explodes as Richard flies through it and into another wall. Richard gasps as his face swells into a huge bruise]
 * Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Dad! [exit the room]
 * Nicole: [shakes the prisoner's hand] Oh thank you, thank you. This is for breaking us out of here, [kisses the inmate on the cheek] and this is for punching my husband. [squeezes the inmate's hand so hard that he squeals like a little girl and collapses] Okay, what now?
 * Anais: I think Gumball was on to something. Up until now, every bad situation has gotten worse and worse until it somehow just fixed itself. There's only one solution left.
 * Richard: What is it?
 * Anais: [hands out papers containing charges against them] Everyone take a problem, part ways, and produce a problem more problematic than a problem of that proportion should probably be.
 * Gumball, Darwin, Nicole and Richard: Huh?
 * Anais: Just do what you do best. [evilly] Make things worse.

Murphy's Law Realized

 * [At Elmore Junior High, Gumball and Darwin cause destruction, knocking down students, and bedlam in the hallway]
 * Gumball: It says here, that Mr. Small is suing us for giving him claustrophobia that time we got him stuck in the filing cabinet!
 * [Mr. Small's office, Darwin is showing Mr. Small an open envelope.]
 * Mister Small: Uhh...I'm sorry, but I don't see any kind of surprise for me inside your su- [Muffled screaming and Gumball pushes Mr. Small into the envelope]
 * Gumball: Sorry, sorry, Mr. Small!
 * Darwin: [licks the envelope seal] Do you think we've made things bad enough?
 * Gumball: [thinks for a moment, then takes the envelope and folds it; Mr. Small continues screaming] There. Now let's go and post him to the smallest country in the world.
 * [as Gumball and Darwin leave, Darwin returns to push Mr. Small's stuff off the table. At the Watterson house, Richard opens the freezer and gasps]
 * Richard: Kenneth! [Kenneth, frozen in the jar, is shown inside the freezer] The gross jar creature! [takes the jar] Are you sure this is a good idea?
 * Anais: [Has a flashback of Kenneth attacking a helicopter in "The Microwave"] Yep. This is exactly what we need.
 * [Richard places Kenneth's jar into the microwave and warms him up. He thaws out quickly and opens an eye. At Hector's cave, Nicole is greeted by Hector]
 * Hector: Hi, Mrs. Watterson. Did you come to give us the money you owe us?
 * Nicole: Uhh.. nah, I just need you to give your mom a message. [sharp inhale] Tell your mom... that she's so short she needs shoes for her chin. [cowers as Hector growls] Uhh, also... tell your mom she's so fat that her high school photo was a double page spread. [Hector growls again] And finally, tell your mom that she has so many warts... that her face spells "Ugly" in Braille.
 * [Nicole is running down the street, she grabs the Newspaper Employee's cellphone as a car flies into the ground behind her. Hector is seen chasing her and attacking everything in his path]
 * Nicole: OKAY, THE PLAN WORKED PRETTY WELL! [dodges a car, and spills the Blue Repairman's drink] HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! IS KENNETH IN GOOD SPIRITS?!
 * Richard: YUP, IT'S PRETTY BAD!! [Kenneth throws a car into a house and grabs a bus full of students] HE'S EATEN EVERYONE ON THE BUS! [A tire flies past him] ...AND THE BUS!!
 * [Anais, Nicole and Richard meet up, and find themselves in between Hector and Kenneth. Hector beats his chest as Kenneth roars at him, and they wrestle with each other]
 * Richard: HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?! [Somebody whistles.]
 * Gumball: [On the Senior Citizens' scooters with Darwin] Quick, jump on!
 * [The Wattersons get on the scooters and drive away, the Senior Citizens following behind them]
 * Marvin: HEY! COME BACK WITH MY SCOOTER BEFORE I FORGET WHY I'M RUNNING AFTER YOU!!
 * [The Wattersons arrive home. Richard slams the door shut as an angry mob forms outside]
 * Richard: Well, I think we've pretty much ticked off the whole town.
 * Quattro: THEY DROPPED MY BABY!!!
 * Julius: THEY BLEW UP MY HEAD!!!
 * Santa: THEY RAN ME OVER!!!
 * [Mr. Small and Mowdown break into a window]
 * Darwin: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!! [another window breaks]
 * Rob​​​​​​​: THEY KICKED ME DOWN A MANHOLE!!!
 * Gumball: AHH!!! THEY'RE GETTING IN!!!
 * Gary: THEY TOOK MY BUS!!!
 * Marvin: THEY BLEW UP MY WATCH!!!
 * Richard: [Poking people with a broom] SOMEBODY THINK OF SOMETHING, I CAN'T HOLD 'EM OFF FOREVER!!!
 * Nicole: NO!!! THIS IS IT!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!! THE END OF THE WATTERSONS!!!
 * Gumball: THE ONYL THING THAT CAN SAVE US IS REALITY BEING COMPLETELY RESET BY SOME KIND OF MAGIC DEVICE!!!!!!!!!
 * [The episode ends abruptly.]