The Annoying Orange

The Annoying Orange was the first ever episode of The Annoying Orange.

Transcript
Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey! Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!

Apple: What, what? What is it?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple, again? (laughing)

Apple: Yeah, yeah. That joke was funny, the first 400 times you said it.

Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple: What?

Orange: You look fruity. (laughing)

Apple: Yeah, yeah. That was hilarious.

Orange: Hey, hey Apple!

Apple: What?!

Orange: Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds?

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do 1 push-up?

Orange: Hey!

Apple: What?

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: What?!

Orange: Can you do this? (tongue flipping)

Apple: No.

Orange: Try it. (continue tongue flipping)

Apple: No, stop it.

Orange: (continue tongue flipping)

Apple: All right, you made your point. Stop it!

Orange: (continue toungue flipping)

Apple: Will you please be quiet?!

(Orange stops tongue flipping)

Apple: For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer, then 3 seconds! I can't even hear myself think! Ah! (sighs)

(Orange & Apple waited for like 3 seconds)

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: WHAT?!

Orange: Knife.

Apple: Huh? (got sliced and screaming)

Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you! Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts!

Apple: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (screaming)

(Dane takes the apple away)

Orange: Tried to warn him. (sighs) Hey, Pear!

Pear: Oh, god.