Peep Microwave Disaster

Peep Microwave Disaster is a short film created by Daneboe to celebrate Easter. It was released on April 9th, 2009. It is another installment in his food videos.

Synopsis
Dane Boe decides to try a video science experiment for his fans by putting a Peep candy into a modified microwave. Unfortunately, the experiment goes horribly awry, giving birth to a 700-ft tall peep monster!

Plot
Dane Boe introduces himself and his video's topic.

Transcript
(The video starts with Daneboe in the kitchen)

Daneboe: (to the audience) Hey guys! It's Daneboe here! First of all, Happy Easter! Now, I know I usually don't get in front of the camera to do my videos, but this time, I wanted to do something a little bit different. So to celebrate Easter, we're going to put a Peep in a microwave! But, not just any microwave. (Points to microwave behind him) See this microwave right here? We've converted it from 1,000-watt microwave to a 100,000-watt microwave! Now, I haven't tried putting one of these (peeps) in here yet, so I have no idea what's going to happen. You're going to find out the same time I do. So let's go check it out!

(We cut to Daneboe putting the Peep in the microwave. The title card at the bottom advises viewers to not try it at home)

Daneboe: So, we've got a cute, little Peep on a plate. Not going to be cute for too much longer...

(He starts the microwave)

Daneboe: (Not seeing what's happening to the Peep) Oh, crap, I can't see anything! Better turn the light off.

(The moment Daneboe turns the light off, the microwave explodes!)

Daneboe: (Shocked) AAA!! Oh! (Coughs) Oh my god!!

(The smoke alarm goes off, and the kitchen is on fire. Suddenly a huge yellow beast is seen in crawling through the doorway, growling)

Daneboe: (Now Terrified) What the hell is that?! Oh, I'm outta here!!

(He unlocks the door and runs out of the apartment)

Daneboe: (horrified, partially crying) What the hell is that?!?!?! OH MY GOD!!!

(We can see the unknown yellow monster destroy the apartment through the door)

Daneboe: (As he's running away) AAAAHHH!!!! RUN!!!!

(As a whimpering Daneboe is running away, you can hear smashing and giant foot stomps in the background)

Daneboe: (Seeing the monster break its way of the apartment) It's growling!! What is that?!?!

(Daneboe runs down the stairs, and begins making his way toward the parking lot)

Daneboe: Oh my god!! I hate Easter!!!

(The monster smashes through the roof, revealing it's full body. The monster is a giant Peep Candy. It begins to destroy the apartment building)

Peep: RAAAAARRR!!!

Daneboe: (still running) OH NO!!! IT'S GIGANTIC!!!!

(Daneboe starts to cry, as the monster begins destroying the apartments)

Daneboe: (sobbing) RUN!!! OH MY GOD!!

(The Peep smashes down all the apartments)

Peep: RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Daneboe: (Screaming) WAAAAHHH!!!!

(Cars and debris are toppled everywhere)

(The monster charges right at Daneboe)

Daneboe: (screaming shrilly) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!

(The video cuts to static)

(A title card appears, saying Happy Easter to the viewers. The Peep's roar can be heard in the background)

(Video Ends)