Annoying Saw 2: The Annoying Death Trap

Annoying Saw 2: The Annoying Death Trap was the 41st episode of The Annoying Orange series.

Transcript
(the light comes on)

Orange: Whoa! This isn't the kitchen! What's goin' on?

Jigsaw: Hello, Orange.

Orange: Hey, I know that voice!

(Jigsaw's t.v. comes on)

Jigsaw: I was hoping, you and I could play another game.

Orange: Yay! It's Emo Clown! Hey, we gonna play Twister? That's my favourite game.

Jigsaw: No, Orange. The name of this game, is Death Trap.

Orange: Cool! What kind of death trap?

Jigsaw: I'm glad you asked.

Orange: Is it a waterbed filled with piranhas?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: Killer bees in a piniata?

Jigsaw: No, that would never works.

Orange: Oh, is it a drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw?

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: A drunk guinea pig with a chainsaw!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Die, you bloody purve! Haaaaaa-ha-ha-haaaaaa!!!

Jigsaw: No! How did that even get in here?!

Orange: Well, what is it?

Jigsaw: Oh, Orange, don't you see? The death trap is you.

(title card)

Orange: I'm not a death trap. I'm an orange.

Jigsaw: No one has ever escaped me. Except for you. That's why I've chosen you to become my apprentice.

Orange: Apprentice? What are you? Donald Trump? (laughs)

Jigsaw: No, today, you will help me by annoying my fictum to death.

Orange: What are you talking about?

Marshmallow: Whoa, where am I?

Orange: Whoa!

Jigsaw: Hello, Marshmallow. Want to play a game?

Marshmallow: Oh, yes. I love games.

Jigsaw: Everyone loves games.

Marshmallow: And, I love everyone! Yay!

Jigsaw: Yes. All right, Orange, you're time to annoy him to death as come. Now, begin.

Orange: Miss!

Jigsaw: No, begin.

Orange: Nope, my turn! B2.

Jigsaw: What?

Orange: B3?

Jigsaw: No!

Orange: B5!

Marshmallow: Hey, you sunk my battleship! (giggles)

Orange: (laughs)

Jigsaw: (sighs)

Orange: Hey, hey fluffy face! You look like a mini pillow! (laughs)

Marshmallow: Yeah, but you sound like a chipmunk riding a rainbow. (giggles)

Orange: (laugh) It's funny, cause I do. (laughs)

Marshmallow: (giggles)

Jigsaw: Everybody shut up!

Orange: Jeez, who caught up Jigsaw's funnybone? (laughs)

Jigsaw: No! Don't annoy me! Annoy him!

Orange: (singing) I'm an orange, you're a mime, Jigsaw's so boring, it's a crime. (laughs)

Marshmallow: (giggle)

Jigsaw: That's it! I see my apprentice requires further training. Let this be a lesson for both of you. (pressed the button)

(A death trap knifed Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: WHOA!!

Orange: No, not Squeeky Fun Guy!

Marshmallow: Oh, that tickles! (laughs)

Orange: (laughs)

Jigsaw: Stop laughing! (pressed the button)

(A death trap knifed Marshmallow, again)

Marshmallow: (giggle) Oh, it tickles! (laugh)

Orange: Hey, the Donald's gonna take another stab at it. (laughs)

Jigsaw: (keeps pressing the button for anger) Come on, you stupid ank!

(A death trap knifed Marshmallow, all the time)

Marshmallow: Stop! (laughs) Do it! Do it, again! (laugh) It tickles, pretty good.

Jigsaw: I knew it! I knew this wouldn't work! (groans) Orange, you're fired!

Orange: Whoa, you're really are the Donald. (laughs)

Jigsaw: And you, Marshmallow! You're rosted! (pressed the button)

(Fire comes to Marshmallow's head)

Marshmallow: WHOA!! I feel love gooey! (laughs)

Orange: Marshmallow, you're a real hot head, now! (laughs)

Marshmallow: (giggles)

Jigsaw: Stop laughing!

Marshmallow: Whoa, you really let a fire, under neath. (giggles)

Orange: Hey, hey, stop it, Donald! I don't think he can take any smore! (laughs)

Marshmallow: (giggles)

Jigsaw: That's it! I'm out of here! I can't take it, anymore! I'm gonna make a new job.

(Jigsaw's t.v. turns off)

Orange: Hey, where's Jigsaw? We're just getting warmed up. (laughs)

Marshmallow: (laugh)

Graham Cracker: Well, thank goodness, I ain't scared that guy, away. I didn't like, where this whole thing was headed.

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: (yelling)

Graham Cracker & Chocolate: (screaming)

(End rolls)