Pumpkin Massacre

a fat woman kills pumpkin and uses new me with are you

Description
From a pumpkin's perspective, Halloween is horrible. Horribly funny, that is! Just remember, It's only an eCard.

Transcript

 * Text: WARNING: This video contains EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE against animated pumpkins. If that kind of thing freaks happy Halloween
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: Hey, Jack. How is it going?
 * Jack: Not too bad. You know, the usual.
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: You've got any big plans for the weekend?
 * Jack: Eh... Not really. Just figured I'd sit around, you know, take it easy.
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: Nice, nice. Whoa! Hey. Who's this? What? What is she doing?
 * Jack: Be careful with that.
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: That looks sharp.
 * Jack: What are you doing, lady?
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: Lady, you should put that down. Hey, lady. I think you should be careful... (grunting) Oh, you’re stabbing me! (screaming)
 * (pumpkins screaming)
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: Stop! No! Please, stop! (screaming) stop! please! (grunting) No! Whoa!
 * (pumpkins screaming)
 * Jack: It's a lobotomy! (shouting, while the other pumpkin screams)
 * Great/Grand Pumpkin: Ow MakE it stop not my eye gets fucked up by a metal tool
 * Text: Happy Halloween and uses new pumpkins wat a cheat

Trivia

 * This episode is likely a reference to the Halloween Pumpkin Scare and Plumpkin episodes.