Screaming Eggs/Transcript

This article is a transcript from the 1st From the Fridge Collection episode, "Screaming Eggs" from season 1, which aired on December 4, 2006.

Transcript

 * Egg: And that's why they call it egg whites.
 * Eggs: (laughing) Whoa, Hey!
 * Egg #2: What? Hey! Close the door.
 * Eggs: Well, I got to say I don't like it at all, Yeah, I don't like it.
 * Egg #3: Hey! Watch the shell!
 * Egg #4: Hm brm.
 * Egg #5: What's that... What's that... What's that thing?
 * Egg #6: What's she doing?
 * Egg #7: Just kidding... I don't know what's going on?
 * Egg #8: I don't know..
 * Eggs: Hmm?
 * Egg #9: You should really tell another one of your jokes.
 * Egg #10: Whoa, Where are they taking Steve?
 * Egg #11: What's she doing?
 * Egg #12: Where's Steve going?
 * Steve: Wheeeee....
 * Egg #13: Okay, Huh?
 * (yolk sizzles)
 * Eggs: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Egg #14: Steve, was so young!
 * Egg #15: No, No not me! No, no, too young to di-- (crack!)
 * Egg #16: Oh no!!
 * Egg #17: I'm jumping, I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna do it!
 * Egg #18: No, don't do it!!
 * Egg #17: WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- (crack!)
 * (Eggs scream)
 * Egg #19: We're never gonna get out of here!
 * Egg #20: We're all gonna die!
 * (Eggs scream)
 * Eggs: HUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * (Door closes)
 * (Eggs sigh)
 * Egg: Hey! Who wants to hear a joke?